KinkExpert

17265 pts ยท September 29, 2015


A butch asexual who's been raw dogging life since the early 90s. The name isn't just irony: Despite not wanting to have sex, I find kinks and the people that have them fascinating.

#27 Yeah. Probably best to have the General Lee on the top shelf so nobody can see the roof.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everyone must enjoy this modern Rice

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One of these days I'm gonna see one of my goblin girls one of these posts and be totally stoked.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm gonna use this as a somnichord for my Octavia on Warframe.

1 month ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

What are ICE officers so afraid of? As far as I know, not a SINGLE ONE has been killed or even shot at on American soil. Ever. They are safer in the middle of a "violent protest" filled with armed citizens than at home or driving to and from work due to sickness or car accidents. Their job is mathematically safer than working at fucking McDonalds.

Fuck ICE.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#20 The hair is on the wrong side unless that's supposed to be booty hair instead of a bush.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The first one is one of my favorite artists~ Huffslove is love. Hufflove is life.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Silly moments like that are the best part about Dragon Ball.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maybe their gun technology has improved trillions of times too! -- Probably not. But you never know considering Bulma can fit a house in a capsule. She could probably make a derringer fire nuclear warheads at that point.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Honestly though? About the best possible place she coulda been nipped on her face from there.

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fairly sure this whole picture is AI. The earrings and paintings are clear giveaways along with some more subtle oddities.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

"The thing is, no changes have been made to mod staffing since last summer." -- "With fewer people on deck over here, it took longer to spot the issues and respond to them."

So either you have fired or laid off staff to end up short handed. Or you've been short on people due to cuts since last summer and done nothing to solve that in over a year. I'm not sure which of these is worse.

7 months ago | Likes 337 Dislikes 3

Correct. You suggested a solution. I pointed out why it was a stupid ass solution. I didn't argue anything else. I didn't read your mind about possible other solutions that may or may not exist. I didn't even bring up whether or not side swiping the dude was the best option. But you keep doing your circles. ๐Ÿ‘

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

People did. I didn't. Your suggested solution is far more reckless, dangerous, and makes no logical sense.

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Excellent strawman. I said nothing of the sort.

Are YOU so afraid of people on motorcycles that you would put yourself and everyone around you at huge risk of a high speed crash by going double the speed limit because you floored it in traffic trying to out speed and out maneuver a motorcycle?

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Your joking, right? You think the minivan can outrun a motorcycle through traffic? And, let's just say for the sake of argument, somehow you're right: You think that flooring it in traffic is the safer option? Where are they gonna go? Through all the vehicles in front of them? Swerve into oncoming traffic?

Silliness.

8 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

#2 Is definitely my favorite just for that red velvet background. I gotta check in with your shop frequently to check if you get in an Owl Butterfly piece.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Put a human on the far left, fish and mushrooms on the far right.

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

All these furry posts are gonna embolden people to post their borderline degenerate furry shit.

(Like me.)

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#1 Ya know, I was actually excited for the life sized Eeveelution plushes. But $400 each feels a little steep. That's pushing into the price range of custom life sized plushes.

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I dunno how YOU wipe, but I don't touch my butthole when I wipe. That's what the toilet paper and/or the bidet are for.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

0 people have touched my butthole all day, but I am pretty sure it isn't cleaner than that door handle.

11 months ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 3

It was just a joke at first, but upon popular demand, they eventually did make an uncensored Patreon version.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When does he put the lime in?

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#5 They got married in the show.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#10 Made in Abyss

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's probably just that it's a male cat and they tend to lick their own junk a lot. Or...

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of the Scadutree Avatar from Elden ring.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1