KinkAccount

16370 pts · November 22, 2017


I put large things up my butt. PM me of you're like minded or just curious

You can say "fuck Russia", you shouldn't say "fuck Russian people"

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fash browns

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yep, had he survived he would have been charged with murder/manslaughter

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cant give a blow job with braces, so you go further south to make do in the meantime

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I bit my brother's finger the first time I met him lol

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Its not the end of the world, I find it doesn't really add much I the end

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love the love version of this from How The West Was Won. A 19 minute track with a 15 minute drum solo lol

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Theres a huge difference between wrongfully and accidently. Wrongfully is done on purpose, but for a reason that is wrong

4 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

CU (see you) in the NT (northern territory)

4 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Swimming in shark infested water isn't brave if you don't believe sharks exist

4 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Theyre not really banned, you just can't carry a locking blade over a certain size around in public, because why would you need to

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Quotes are more for "look at this, followers, here are my thoughts", whereas replies are direct to the first tweet author

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Replies (vertical line between then) read top to bottom. Quote Replies (box around the lower one) reads bottom to top

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

So now he doesn't have a promising sports career ahead of him can we send him to jail?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

From quick googling average pension may be around €800/month, meaning €4/month to each of the families

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nazis aren't people, so fuck 'em

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If all goes well me and my mates are playing a Halloween airsoft game like that lol

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

400000 driver shortages across the whole of the EU, and 150000 of those shortages are in the UK...

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Doom is John Wick but if it was Satan that killed his dog

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can see the edge of 2 stocks underneath the ES in the top right

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The best part of this is that the top text covers up more guns that they've placed on the roof lol

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Sure, send me a photo of your drivers license so I can make sure I fill it all out correctly"

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's building a new one to take on a world tour, aiming to play 1 million marbles without dropping 1

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

...and add a dye so they can't tell any more

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If there's a shortage worldwide, then you say none of the few drivers are allowed in, turns out you get a double shortage!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A Brit!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The word "bailed" makes it sound like it was done quickly, rather than "had to cancel" or "couldn't make it to"

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Wasn't that picture taken in a tug of war against children?

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