KingofFools

9655 pts ยท November 28, 2012


Greetings to one and all, I am the illustrious King of fools. You may find my humor a bit sideways, but i hope you laugh with me regardless!

Basically think of us as the Florida of New England. I am not proud of this. our most recent gov ran and won with the slogan "dont Mass up NH".

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

How could Simone insult cats like this D: (i agree with her tho)

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i am smitten with this kitten

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Pippin looking into the palantir is one of the most important things he could've done. it forced Sauron to pay attention to him/argorn/gondor. leaving ample room for Frodo and Sam to sneak in mostly un-noticed

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Samus, my beloved.

1 year ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Best president of my lifetime.

2 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 3

What ever "it" is, this guy's got it.

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

That poor dog walked up to two cats who were about to have a fight... the game was rigged from the start.

2 years ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 0

I've been using "that's gay" as a compliment inside my friend group for like a year now. "That's het" is the insult version

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

On ff14, I ran an instance of dezmel dark hold with jocat. Maybe not famous famous, but still a fond memory.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i never went back.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

on the drive home i was thinking about one of the things they said, "all of your friends and family will tell you this is a bad idea"

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I almost fell into an MLM selling kirby vacuums. aced the interview, the orientation was that day...

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I miss real bread so much

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dont forget the gerrymandering, lots and lots of gerrymandering

3 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Dragons are over used in fantasy media.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just goes to show... you can never trust clowns.

3 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

If i remember correctly... about 3

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I call it Masturdating.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Where did you get that!?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Confirm that person B owes a debt. (3/3)

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

consent, either written or verbal. So if person A calls in saying they wanted to pay person Bs account, accepting payment would (2/?)

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

speaking as someone who has worked in debt collections, it is illegal to admit to person A that person B has a debt with out person Bs (1/?)

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Silverware

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Turkeys and chickens are vicious creatures indeed

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If I was abducted by alien creatures and all they did was hold my legs down and move my arms around, I'd react much the same I think

5 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 0

as a NH resident, she picked a decent place to hide. im glad they got her though. too bad she'll likely "kill herself

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I bowl a score of 301 in a ten frame game

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

when choosing between two evils, choose the lesser. choosing neither will only help the worse of the two

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0