KingBuffelkill

8158 pts ยท June 26, 2014


I'm a huge fan of the Simpsons, The Beatles, They Might Be Giants... I hate filling out online bio sections

Go fash? No cash.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I usually tell it as "... on my chest."

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Middle aged, but stupid. Don't have an ad blocker on my phone.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Spidersge.org

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Don't try to stop the tail that wags the hound.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Why do we even have that lever?

1 year ago | Likes 133 Dislikes 0

Write that down in your copy book now.

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I really, really wanted this to end with a dickbutt.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's a really big kitty, but just listen to it purr!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Who do?

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What power?

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That's kind of hot!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

But... It can't be done!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I had a nickel for every movie from the 90s directed by Frank Darabont based on a Stephen King book that takes place in a prison in the first half of the 20th century featuring a universally beloved actor where a movie is a part of the plot... I'd have 2 nickels.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

There has to be a twist

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Listen up, limey. This is a product from the UK, made by a company from the UK. This is about as American as tea and crumpets with the queen. So don't blame this one on the Red White and Blue. I'll admit, we're not perfect, but this one's on y'all.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

THAT'LL BE FOUR BUCKS BABY, YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hit me.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You ain't thinking of getting rid of the dank, are you?

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Quick! Mash B!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Now, let's give it up for table five!

Ah-ah-ah-ah, table five! Table five!

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I was at a bar the other day and ordered a rum and Coke. Bartender said "is Pepsi okay?" I said "Sure, that's fine."

They served me a Pepsi and Coke.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay, but then what do you do after you're done maturating?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm intrigued by the "pastry" option.

2 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

And the skeletons are..?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Like, is he from a commercial or something?

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I tried to ride it yesterday, but I don't fit in the ride vehicle. So I'm kind of glad to hear the ride is just okay. Like I didn't miss much.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can't say Musk has no skill whatsoever. He's the most talented money loser alive today. Have you ever heard of Twitter?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0