The Three Stooges
I had my gall bladder removed today, I was super nervous so my bff sent me this. I still laugh every time I see it, no matter how much it hurts
I have a secret!
I'm Poe obsessed and got to check eating here off my bucket list this week.
MRW my 4 year sees 2 other kids running around in the restaurant and she tells them; "Sit down! Where are your parents??"
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MRW
Can you quack, Can you quack like a duck when you suck
MRW my daughter brings me Spirited Away for our movie night.
MRW I find Frozen toys/gifts with a sign that says '80% off lowest price'
Husband just got called into work because one of his soldiers sent a dick pic to another soldiers wife...
I tripped over the dog last Friday and fell down the stairs, breaking my tailbone. I still can't sit down but at least I can make fun of myself!
My 2 year old has recently fallen in LOVE with Doctor Who and begs to watch it..
I had to urge to run errands but remembered I'd taken my pain pill for my broken tailbone and can't drive..
Air is 'unhealthy' to breathe in and ash is falling form the sky. I'm starting to thing my town is turning into Silent Hill
Yolandi and Ninja..
Husband is gone for work again, pull into my driveway tonight to find a teenager lighting stuff on fire in the driveway...
To anyone having a bad day, I shit my pants on my walk today so.. Laugh with me because shit could be worse..
Bill, Bill, Bill..
Ayy, imgur!
Riiickkyyyy
Trying Ben Wa balls for the first time. My walking experience can be summed up like this.
I don't know what you guys want anymore so, here's my husband chasing our daughter on her 4-wheeler.
My daughter has entered the terrible 2's, this gif is now my life.
I thought it'd be easy going back to school but, now that I'm taking 15 credit hours this semester while juggling a toddler and puppy I've realized I'm not so smart...
I just started college, again. Husband is getting med-boarded, I have a toddler and no idea what the fuck I am doing with my life.
Alaska
Talked my mom, who's in her late 50's, into going back to school with me. I'd give her the biggest hug right now if we were closer. I'm so proud of her.
Just a typical Friday night.
I figured it would get easier. I've got a loving husband, beautiful daughter but I also have a terrible void from having a miscarriage recently. It gets easier right?
Well, that's terrifying.
Not award winning but, flipping delicious.
He refuses to be left out of anything.
For the first time in years, I've gone a week without my stomach acting up!
After a crappy day, this made me smile.
Four Rooms
Dance with me, Imgur! I got my college acceptance letter today and started watching Parks & Rec after seeing 9 billion Christ Pratt gifs...
Killer Klowns.
Who doesn't love cornbread.
MRW our new neighbor comes over to say hi and our puppy pees on his leg.
My husband has perfected dad jokes, MRW he tells one.
Earlier this week, I found out I was pregnant. I just got home from the ER and being told that I'm miscarrying the baby. Husband is gone for work and I feel so fucking alone.