KickAssFactsMachine

3780 pts ยท August 27, 2013


If you screenshot this and it makes it to FP well then fuck you for getting there off my back.

Did you know that hamsters are just mice with a thyroid issue?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Would someone do that? Go on the internet and tell lies?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

With able average lifespan of 87 years capybaras live longer than any other marsupial

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Did you know the average platypus has 37 bill feathers?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Fox and Friends was on in the club lounge at my hotel this morning. They were praising the tax bill. It was uncomfortable to watch.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Makes sense to me considering the female brain goes almost completely inactive during an orgasm

8 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 41

You've been coaxed into a snafu

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have never once heard "scientists can't be artists."

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, it's more like housing for a parasite than a 3D printer honestly.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

That is a crayon cover

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

The other thing

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You might enjoy the subreddit /r/youdontsurf it's basically just gifs like this

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Gotta say I like dark jokes, but I hate that "I'm not offended enough" tag

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Calm down R Kelly

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

While you were at the gym working on your vanity I was cultivating inner strength...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Spotted the Redditor

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Only 8k? You must not do much of either of those things...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Haha, I don't really watch the show, but that is my all time favorite clip.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fuck like dude stop no literally seriously

9 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

Right, I'm just saying "would've" verbally sounds like "would of" not "would have."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shouldn't it be the contraction "would've?" +1 anyways because "would of" is a sin.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

So what you're telling me is you/other commenter confuse irony with coincidence?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But the why is that ironic?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Ha! I was thinking the same thing. He's got kind of a gimp vibe. Still excellent work though!

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

As a white guy, I'm in a war against white people who think there is a war against white people.

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 11

Wow, that looks just awful.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure @tinyoctopus has a family

9 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

I think OP shouldn't have said anything about the second amendment in the description

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 8

The thing labelled "this" is fucking the thing labelled "gold" "this is fucking gold"

9 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 2