KeyserHD

1768 pts · April 21, 2015


This is me in case you were wondering... https://imgur.com/a/DTq38

You haven’t had good queso

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

What the shit are the odds you appear in this thread

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

We are looking for a tall thin woman who likes to wear black and white. Goes by Cruella.

8 years ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 1

The imperfect one looks perfect to the naked eye anyway. Your mind fills the gaps and aligns it

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Honestly, Those nachos probably cost more than the surgery she's gonna need.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Hard fight. But unless the flash can jump from planet to planet the only option would be to go back in time to escape.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah if I recommend something different to their original choice and they don't like it, I replace it. If they make a decision. Fuck no

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He can destroy planets with one punch... if he wanted to kill Bats it wouldn't be hard at all

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

... you pull it out (the game) when you have a bunch of drunk "bitches" at your game night. It's perfect.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Threesomes are easier with people you don't love. Imagine seeing someone you love being taken by someone else. Unless you all love eachother

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If someone disrespects me or my partner in an unfashionable manner they get their ass handed to them. Isn't that the way it's always been?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Chivalry has to stay alive somehow.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Yeah I rewatched it for the first time in a while and noticed I remembered it more vaguely than I thought. But I still never let a girl pay.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'll find the video that explains the whole thing. Give me a few minutes

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a girl, if you don't offer to pay; you're a bitch. As a guy, if you accept her offer and let her pay, then you're a dick. Guys should pay

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

If you are a girl and you don't offer to pay some, you're a bitch. If you're a guy and you accept her offer to pay some, then you're a dick.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

I'm taller than brienne of Garth. And she looks tall as shit

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

. To look it up

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Finance industry can have your end of year bonus match your salary and more based on performance throughout the year.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes they do. It's called end of year bonus scheme. Same shit different bucket.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Done 12 hour shifts fridays and Saturday's and made 500 each day.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A place that serves great pizza that's like $27 each and over 100 different beers. Behind the bar wed-sat $300 minimum a night from 5pm-1am

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I get paid more the harder I work. Other people on the same shift make 7-10/hr. We should be paying emts more, not others less because of it

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

On a general night I make like $25-35$ an hour on tips. If you can find me a restaurant that provides the same salary I'd appreciate it

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

If flood damage caused the short then insurance companies will be dicks and twist it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Our house only flooded when local governments decided to release dams. We don't have flood insurance so my best bet is lawsuit to get claim

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

It was really refreshing to watch someone pop to music other than electronic. Good for him

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

iPhone. When sending to another iPhone. (Blue messages.) hold the send button down and then swipe across. Bunch of options

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0