Keyome

8882 pts · October 11, 2014


I'm mostly a lurker, got myself an account because I wanted to be able to favourite things. I don't know what strange reason brought you to my profile, but if you screen shot this and get it to the front page I will donate £100 to your favourite charity. I genuinely enjoy giving to charity and love learning what people are passionate about in the world so for me it's a win win. If you magically make that happen and I don't respond DM me cause I'm not always the best at noticing notifications but I generally do notice messages.

Came to say the same thing! The pâté is essential

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe you shouldn't be a judgemental twat? Just a thought.

5 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 31

He knew he was dead, he met Boromir's brother Faramir who told him during his journey

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It's way more about the wording of the compliment - a good rule is if you wouldn't say it to a guy don't say it to a woman.

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

If Germany had continued to treat Jews the way it did but didn't bother to attack other countries, we probably would have let them be.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The thing is, we didn't go to war with Germany because of the way they treated minorities but because of the invading other countries bit.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Mine is Florida man breaks into restaurant, strips naked, eats noodles, plays bongos. I love it

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It has the same generic ingredients as any other rub and costs 4x the price, why would you buy this?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Mechanical Engineers are common bitches? Yeah well hey Chemical Engineers!

6 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 1

My mum has back problem that mean she can only walk a few paces and is in constant pain, a comfier chair would make all the difference

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

As a single 28 female, I have chosen die alone

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Where I work it's the men's bathrooms, some dude smeared poop all over the walls

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Unpopular opinion, I still enjoy it... I'm gonna be 30 next year. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It kills me that I'm so allergic to cats, i want one :(

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I can't use anything but IE on my work computer, it blocks all other web browsers

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

According to my CAD program its 87.3 degrees

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The Dad, kids learn from their parents

6 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 2

In the uk most pubs are a child friendly

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No you're thinking of a typo, Tyga is when you lightly touch or prod someone to make them itch and laugh

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Me I'll take it! I work long shifts so do a lot of passing out

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's at the 7 second mark

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok I've seen no3 a lot on here and it always annoys me that the right view shows a yellow cab go past that isn't in the left view

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Remember that people got their own stuff going on and sometimes just have no idea what to do, a therapist is your best option

6 years ago | Likes 135 Dislikes 0

As a female engineer, there is a decent percentage of men who do not like having women in the field, my old boss being one of them.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Super pixely but I love it

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't understand the McDonald's one, asking for myself as I don't have any friends

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