KeyokeRabbit

3457 pts ยท June 9, 2014


I mean, Seal 6 would probably put him in an actual restraint position rather than just put a foot on his chest so he can't breathe, but ok.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, the UK said they'd banned Piratebay, but I can still get at it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you okay? Do you need an escape route?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some British doors can be locked or unlocked from both sides. Since he was running away, I'm willing to bet locking the door bought time.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 4

Robot Chicken?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, if I am I need a better imagination.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where's the stoner rock/doom?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's a Spar (grocery store for non UK) in my city that the night shift used to play Metal in all night until some dicks complained. :(

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

SECRET TUNNEL! THROUGH THE MOUNTAIN.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

in the UK, although it is an administrative clusterfuck to claim, most of your rent will be paid alongside unemployment benefits.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The reason the Tories have been starving people for the last 10 years is to make the island lighter, better for sailing. XD

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Reasons.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Fairly sure "secret rooms" is a rich people hobby :P

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I live in a two bedroom flat. With someone else.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

In that high school Id still be the nerdy weirdo the popular kids beat up, even if doing nice things for Hotwheels made them feel better.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It upsets me that Fox and CNN are the biggest news sites, considering that a lot of the time they just make shit up.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty much every builder I've ever met in the UK.....

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would also supply upvotes. Obligatory dot - .

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

UK law is that you have to be informed about cookies, for some reason. Because apparently your privacy is important unless it's the govmt.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I did detect a distinct lack of faeces, lampposts, hydrants and trees.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The best Star Scape parody film.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Less new, random people though. Because the people I meet at the club are fun, but I sure as shit ain't inviting them to my house.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My family used to rescue cats. Every one of my many cats growing up would just fucked off at the earliest opportunity. Well trained cat?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well.... In Manchester UK we hit 32 Celsius earlier this week, and we ain't got no aircon, so we know how you feel, apparently.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of that time Justin Beiber got refused entry to a club in Manchester, UK.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm listening to stoner rock and it fits pretty well, haha.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because the middle class kids desperately want something to whinge about?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

.... yes.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

came looking for this joke XD.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, works for me, I like forward women. I'm usually too much of an idiot to be trusted to take the lead.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0