Keeketsuri

556 pts ยท December 31, 2012


Op, if your puppers hurt a kiddo I would be 99.99% certain that kid was being a dumb cunt.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

"I recommend at least 3 inches of mat so that your art doesnt warp and touch the glass... But mainly because my boss will be a dick..."

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yea, the next vet kept her for 3 days, clean her a bath and did all they could but her spine was fukk

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think I dated the guy in the middle

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's the chick who said "I'll put it down... Unless you want to pay $400 for it.." So didn't feel like the world needed to see her face

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That kidney stone is to die for.... Or from

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you <3

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're trash princesses

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I bought all 50. They had a pig, a tomato and an egg

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They sold them when I worked at a Michael's arts and crafts store. They went on clearance for 30cents because noone bought them.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Splatpigstickyball

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn, you went from creepy uncle to lumberjack fetish. Congrats

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Please post update on how movie night went

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Basically, yeah... It's anbautoparts store, so same thing

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My exact reaction... I just moved here, I'm not used to seeing more than 5 types of bugs....

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If it eats carpet beetles I'll worship it... Those things sacre the ever living duck out of me

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Eek! I'm terrified!! Do you think it followed me home?? It doesnt have any mutual fb friends does it?? I'm locking the door!!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wish I was homie bait... It's been a while...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

X+Y= 0Y Y-X= 2Y these are some alarming numbers. Thank you

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What a terrible design, just kick him while hes unsheathing

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 7

Please format like an equation.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is so hideous! ....unless it's just the face...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think I am a bunch of dead bugs held together by anxiety... So probs just wanted a taste

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

People say its good because it eats other bugs... Therefor, there's more of them... Time to set the place on fire

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Petey House Centipede, EOB.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I asked, he said he changed it.... Just took out the "the"... And shortened the "eats other bugs" to EOB to sound more professional.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Also, I just looked it up by that name... 1. I appreciate it, yo. 2. Whys it so hideous, but has such a cute face!? They defy logic

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That is a terrible math equation, please reformat

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Its at work... They normally are little ninjas, but this one has been creeping on me all night, even crawled on my boot... Freaks me out...

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0