KebabRemovalUnit

2688 pts ยท January 10, 2016


*removing intensifies*

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He can join the squad any day

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ladyboys apparently tickle OP's pickle

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your dong doesn't know the difference anyway

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Welcome to the almost died club

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

True but you can always just go the civil route, plus you get raped less by taxes if you're married.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or get a prenupt my friend

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So you got divorced from 2 money pits

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's never just the tip

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Eh i like my job even though I'm not my own boss, especially on weekend shifts where they pretty much just pay me to chill mostly.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I WANT MY NUKES AND NERVE GAS DAMMIT! DON'T TREAD ON ME REEEEE!! but on a serious note i agree.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Living near where these guys inhabit, the fame got to their heads

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just strap a couple firecrackers to a regular barbie

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah just a basic outfit

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or i could flog the dolphin

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1 for a fellow HVAC bro, i work the commercial side myself

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or big balls, shit hurts when you accidentally sit on them.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Pssst! Hey kid, wanna buy some upvotes?" - suspicious scale

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Kind of like this

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Been getting it since 1996 and has not completed one fucking degree yet they still just chucked that sweet fed aid at him like nothing.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The kicker is at least in my experience is that it gets abused a lot by those who always get it. I went to school with a fucker who has 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Call in a chocolate air strike just to be sure

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Congrats OP, longest I've made it was 5 months and i plan to start again soon since life is a lot less shitty with my new job.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude it's tinder

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

+ for muh nostalgia but fuck you for reminding me of Angela anaconda

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