Kalamain

78264 pts · January 2, 2015


Hey folks. Not sure what to say here. What do you want to know? I'm just older than the answer to the question of life, the universe and everything. My knees hurt and I don't have much hair any more. Damn you genetics! My inbox is open. I will talk to anyone about anything except sport... Because sport is boring as fuck. I'm a good listener and I don't judge. I like gardening and being sarcastic. I'm a gabby bastard who isn't afraid to... Holy shit, are you still reading this? Why are you still reading this? You sad bastard. Why don't you go to Pornhub and look at something better than my bio? I promise you there will be nudes.

Coming in to land.

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The boredom continues.

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Our cats

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I did a thing!

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Being happy...

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Finally made my Christmas cake! 

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I hear we like bees?!

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Am I fickle?

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The Paper Birch.

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A little British nostalgia for you. The Adventure Game!

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Honey bees.

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Our baby floof is stupid.

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This is obviously for HER!

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It's a real head scratcher...

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Yucca flower spike

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Nostalgia: The Black Hole (Film)

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Why do I suck at languages?

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Happy Turkey Day!

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Wait, what?

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Paige?

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My Succulent is flowering!

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My Secret Santa (2018) arrived!

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Clean your indoor plants!

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The greatest sea slug!

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Cancer Sucks

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Another Sea Slug

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Nostalgia: Starfleet: X-Bomber

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I live with a bunch of animals.

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Truth Time...

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Cat day!

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What Is This?

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Sad person is sad

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Our cat, Isis.

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This title is witty, by order.

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Growing your nails... I'm trying to do a thing.

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I am a geek, apparently

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