Kaiserboot

4578 pts · January 16, 2013


Parenthood. Not even once. (I have four times)

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+1 for lyrics to the best Sabaton song ever written

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“Doc, I gotta get you, like, a proverb book something, this mix-and-match shit’s gotta go.”

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I’m really bad at line multiplayer, so the single player tournament was where it was at for me. Lots of great memories with that game.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don’t forget the cheeky nandos

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As much as that sounds like a good step, the cynic in me is just waiting for all those extra "costs" to get passed on to us...

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

IZZAT PEESHA?? I LOVE PEESHA!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

DIESE IST MEINE WASSERMELONE. MEINE.

4 years ago | Likes 105 Dislikes 0

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4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Do you even *know* how paper is *made*??"

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

“Wait a minute, there’s sand people alright, I can see one of them now,” which always made me think he didn’t know what he was talking about

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: in the original Ep. IV (before the 1997 special edition CGI updates) there actually were no Tusken raiders in view when he said...

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Spiderbro!!!

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Holy shit that’s my dog’s name, even spelled the same way!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“I have come to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I’m all out of bubble gum.”

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

“The bank” is the operative phrase there

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I see it as a Plato's cave (google it, it's super fascinating) situation and just let them have their fun

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Although your future may be uncertain to you know, that doesn't mean it won't be better soon. You got this!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

would have just kept you on indefinitely and used you as their whipping boy for whatever. I say you dodged a bullet there. And...

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I say good riddance to them, if you hadn't been fired for that "reason", they'd have either found some other bullshit excuse, or worse...

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lol no, I’m not an accountant. Taxes on that much prize money aren’t small though.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“Congratulations on your $523,000 prize!” - the IRS

5 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 0

That’s cool and everything but WHERE TF DO I GET ONE OF THOSE NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND I NEED ONE SAUCE PLS

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Somewhere out there, someone decided this on purpose and is giving themselves the biggest high five in the world

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Turkish?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hellz. Yes.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cardio Zone

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Omg that sounds so good right now

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