216 pts ยท May 3, 2017
#28 SO ME!
Well, they have forced fellatio on me....
I am bothered she is forced to lie in the shit box. Now go sleep on your toilet.
This was beyond awesome!
Maybe he just wants the sex doll so he can have sex... maybe LOL besides, sex doll no talk back
Dicks are ugly and no one laughs at one unless they laugh at it for being small. LOL
This is accurate...
...happier
He may be fat, but he is still getting laid, unlike said fat shamer...
Everybody likes frozen cheesecake, but not when it has been frozen for over 30 years...
I am so sorry, I do not know how you can concentrate. May the f*$% Gods bless thee very soon!
My grandfather liked to kiss me on the lips. I did not go for that either.
God?!
Jump in....
The pig is like, yeah it ain't gonna fit anyway...
Is this what it means to be in the friend zone?
2 years of self tanner and Tae-bo...
Mommy, why do you taste salty?
DOH! Done got divorced now LOL. Judge Judy, she didn't flip the nuggets half way through! LOL
Is like coin dozer but with eggs LOL
LMAO
I am terrified of spiders but this was amazing to watch... I feel all warm and fuzzy inside...
This is great bc my fathers name is greg and he is an ex cop. Buwahahahahhahaha! No greg is not a nice person...
Awww he is welcoming you into the room of Slytherin...
Maybe using deodorant is against their religion. Did you think about that? No, you only think about yourself...
#28 SO ME!
Well, they have forced fellatio on me....
I am bothered she is forced to lie in the shit box. Now go sleep on your toilet.
This was beyond awesome!
Maybe he just wants the sex doll so he can have sex... maybe LOL besides, sex doll no talk back
Dicks are ugly and no one laughs at one unless they laugh at it for being small. LOL
This is accurate...
...happier
He may be fat, but he is still getting laid, unlike said fat shamer...
Everybody likes frozen cheesecake, but not when it has been frozen for over 30 years...
I am so sorry, I do not know how you can concentrate. May the f*$% Gods bless thee very soon!
My grandfather liked to kiss me on the lips. I did not go for that either.
God?!
Jump in....
The pig is like, yeah it ain't gonna fit anyway...
Is this what it means to be in the friend zone?
2 years of self tanner and Tae-bo...
Mommy, why do you taste salty?
DOH! Done got divorced now LOL. Judge Judy, she didn't flip the nuggets half way through! LOL
Is like coin dozer but with eggs LOL
LMAO
I am terrified of spiders but this was amazing to watch... I feel all warm and fuzzy inside...
This is great bc my fathers name is greg and he is an ex cop. Buwahahahahhahaha! No greg is not a nice person...
Awww he is welcoming you into the room of Slytherin...
Maybe using deodorant is against their religion. Did you think about that? No, you only think about yourself...