Hands are too big

2 years ago | 31 0

Math checks out

3 years ago | 5 0

Flex Tape!

3 years ago | 4 0

Comment

4 years ago | 4 0

It’s a milkshake but better!

4 years ago | 1 0

Rage against the machine

4 years ago | 1 0

You can avoid the fine by taking a class

5 years ago | 4 0

See 2nd amendment.

5 years ago | 48 16

This is some Dr Seuss shit

6 years ago | 3 0

The comma usage is pretty good too. He didn't write this...

6 years ago | 5 2

The correct usage and spelling of the word 'unbeknownst' is the most shocking

6 years ago | 6 2

?1

6 years ago | 1 0

Why would an immortal, super intelligent snail spend it's whole life trying to touch me? Hey snail, let's do something else...

6 years ago | 284 6

But how would I tell my doctor what medication I need?

6 years ago | 9 0