Justinicus

57784 pts ยท July 4, 2012


I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind.

All of that moisture CAME from those plants, I suspect.

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I remember when "Question Authority" was a leftist slogan.

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Were you able to furlough your employees without a government mandate?

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Have you ever owned a home?

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That's not Weird Al?

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My shoe!

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Swiggity swooty...

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Wo ist die biergarten?

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Seriously? No one else realizes that's on a wire? Kudos for you folks who realize it couldn't lift full cans, but look at the flight path.

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Tin? Zinc?

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Did they need to put the poor dude in a full nelson?

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Does it smell a bit like he's sanitizing the trash can with bleach?

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To be fair, a lot of people fit that description.

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