Spoil and be cursed
be a man!
This may be a repost.
word of the day needs to relax
The day has come!
NETFLIX MAKING DREAMS COME TRUE! (again)
some kid recorded his mixture live into a phone at the att store in nyc
hate when this happens. humus per pretzel was way off.
MRW I try to bake and then I'm like f*** it.
Found this mildly hilarious
waiting to cross the street and caught a funny angle for this billboard.
I go to bed and watch my ceiling fan spin slowly. Another human is experiencing this. Blows me away how different all our lives are.
that moment when you think your green tea taste funny and realize its April 1st and you stop drinking.
don't spell-check me
This article title.
MRW I thought my friend who just started playing FIFA surpassed me.
MRW I'm constipated on my flight to Sweden
This many spoons till GoT!
Then there was that guy who named it Henry
if you didn't do this in middle school then you know nothing jon snow
I never take anything seriously
they gotta start making money at some point
To Orangie
Control the Speed on YouTube
Jeep doesn't care
Dad By The Sword
Wate-On
I hope some people can appreciate this background
Just read a pretty good dad joke in House of Leaves.
OK Netflix, give me a heads up next time. This shit is intense.
RIP Sam Simon.
saw nail and string art online. tried to make a Christmas gift for my Swedish SO. really hoping the cute factor of trying plays a roll.
he done did it
I got divorced today.
my luggage on my way home from Sweden
I went hiking with my dad and we left the trail. Glad I didn't see this at night. Just creeps me out.
It isn't gay if it feels good.
this is becoming relevant.
so excited when the first sock fell behind the dryer
MRW someone tells me I reposted.
it's not the darkness of death that I fear. it's the process that turns off the lights.
MRW I repost something and it gets me front page.
Meow
MRW my friend tells me a joke whilst drinking.
Holiday Gift Solution.
Year over year PreOrder research
My coworker's, boyfriend's, sister made my coworker's, boyfriend's favorite dish for my coworker's, boyfriend's birthday.
MRW I find out that Kanye is making a video game about his mom going to heaven.
real talk
David