JustinElliot

13224 pts ยท January 23, 2014


I'm here to laugh, have a good time, and hopefully one day make thousands laugh.

Spoil and be cursed

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be a man!

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This may be a repost.

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word of the day needs to relax

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The day has come!

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NETFLIX MAKING DREAMS COME TRUE! (again)

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some kid recorded his mixture live into a phone at the att store in nyc

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hate when this happens. humus per pretzel was way off.

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MRW I try to bake and then I'm like f*** it.

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Found this mildly hilarious

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waiting to cross the street and caught a funny angle for this billboard.

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I go to bed and watch my ceiling fan spin slowly. Another human is experiencing this. Blows me away how different all our lives are.

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that moment when you think your green tea taste funny and realize its April 1st and you stop drinking.

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don't spell-check me

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This article title.

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MRW I thought my friend who just started playing FIFA surpassed me.

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MRW I'm constipated on my flight to Sweden

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This many spoons till GoT!

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Then there was that guy who named it Henry

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if you didn't do this in middle school then you know nothing jon snow

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I never take anything seriously

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they gotta start making money at some point

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To Orangie

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Control the Speed on YouTube

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Jeep doesn't care

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Dad By The Sword

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Wate-On

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I hope some people can appreciate this background

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Just read a pretty good dad joke in House of Leaves.

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OK Netflix, give me a heads up next time. This shit is intense.

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RIP Sam Simon.

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saw nail and string art online. tried to make a Christmas gift for my Swedish SO. really hoping the cute factor of trying plays a roll.

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he done did it

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I got divorced today.

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my luggage on my way home from Sweden

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I went hiking with my dad and we left the trail. Glad I didn't see this at night. Just creeps me out.

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It isn't gay if it feels good.

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this is becoming relevant.

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so excited when the first sock fell behind the dryer

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MRW someone tells me I reposted.

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it's not the darkness of death that I fear. it's the process that turns off the lights.

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MRW I repost something and it gets me front page.

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Meow

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MRW my friend tells me a joke whilst drinking.

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Holiday Gift Solution.

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Year over year PreOrder research

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My coworker's, boyfriend's, sister made my coworker's, boyfriend's favorite dish for my coworker's, boyfriend's birthday.

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MRW I find out that Kanye is making a video game about his mom going to heaven.

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real talk

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David

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