JustaSimplePlumber

197348 pts · October 26, 2020


A plumber, a dad, a husband, a pain in the ass.

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And that’s how I met your mother kids…

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was our first time making them and we learned that you need to keep the glaze warm on the stove or it just gets thicker and thicker as you go. Live and learn I guess.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Come to Massachusetts, we’re treated equally and humanely, with civility and decorum. Everywhere has its share of assholes but there are far fewer here. Just remember, in places like Oklahoma people are nice to you but not kind, in Mass we are not very nice, but we are kind.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a Masshole I approve this message.

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

You mean #8? Yes shes much younger but the transformation in that scene in true lies from when she saw herself in the mirror in the hall to right before she brained him with the phone was one of the sexiest things I’ve ever seen.

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The epitome of entitlement.

1 year ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

Fuck yeah

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Thank you for your service sir

1 year ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 4

#26

1 year ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Enjoy your birthday crayon dessert marine.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have been quite a few

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What season was this from do you know?

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

My back hurts this morning because i was twisted a little while I slept, my cat Bella curled up next to me on my body pillow and I was forced to sleep awkwardly. Totally worth it though.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

There are good honest lawyers out there who’ll fight tooth and nail for the little guy. They may not be the norm but they exist. My sister practices law with honor and integrity and reverence. Her church is the word of law. I have faith that there are more lawyers with her character.

1 year ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 2

Where is she, I have a big bed.

1 year ago | Likes 398 Dislikes 3

Doubtful

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

At least he’s not wearing sandals?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have this urge to want to compete in this. This looks like fun!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those are not supporting the stairs the stringers the stairs are built on are, those studs just held the Sheetrock.

1 year ago | Likes 196 Dislikes 13

You’ve been in an accident, on the job or in your car. That’s when you need to know you can count on somebody. Somebody that can settle things for you… properly… fairly… How do you find that someone? It’s as easy as… picking up the phone… you can count it.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That dog will probably never leave that man’s side again.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Integrity. It’s doing the right thing no matter what.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

JustaSimplePlumber is afraid for his country Mr TinyOctopus.

1 year ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1