JustSquanching

43696 pts ยท February 26, 2017


I actually believe it will be like nothing I've ever seen, because I don't know if the ones who propped him up are going to make a big show of it... Or just rush attention to the next guy.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Your children are starving. Burger King believes no child should go hungry. You are an unfit father. Your children will now be placed in the care of Burger King.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, bother...

6 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#5 might have been having an honest acceleration problem.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah, the Dean scream... I was only a teenager, but I remember when that outburst of excitement was considered too extreme for a politician... Nowadays... "Ugh"... Nowadays.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I hope you're right. And that EQC makes things saucier by getting a machine from a competitor, like "Hunt's" or something.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe something about them getting to serve Heinz products in school and government cafeterias? I guess that plausible.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

John Heinz was a Senator and his wife inherited the company after he died. Then she remarried to John Kerry who was also a politician and ran for President... But I kind of doubt there is dark ketchup money.

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My grandma loves going to muckleshoot. Looks like I'll finally have something to do next time I take her.

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Looks like a fireball shooting from its mouth

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was sarcasm... And you're the one who missed it.

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Well "Eebowai" means "God". And "Hasa Diga" means "Fuck You"... So in English I guess it says, "Fuck You, God!"

3 weeks ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Kind of?

3 weeks ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Assholes like him are why insurance costs so much.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Exactly, and personally I think the "water donation" is an even better example.

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm betting he was intentionally snubbed. Looks like he was noticed by others who later ushered him away... And I think that was a mask that he pulled away from his face.

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hopefully that child is old enough to learn a lesson their father isn't mature enough to teach.

4 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I don't how much these cost but I think there are pretty damn hot.

4 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"I would like to submit my resume to the board that is planning 9/11 2.0."
- Lindsey Graham (probably)

1 month ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

How did you Nazi it?

1 month ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

How did he get heeereee?

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well there's a triangle rack on the wall.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

And then the next level, and the next and the next...

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0