JustContrary

7320 pts ยท March 3, 2019


Should have just changed the symbol from an indian to a potato. Or kept the symbol and changed name to Warriors.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Every company will pay an outside unknown person more than you to do your job. You have to be that outside unknown person.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just put installed the latest version last month. Still relevant and is as modern as any language. And still as readable as ever.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Expect to accompany her to the mall later.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

But did they have limes to put in the coconuts? You know you put the lime in the coconut and you shake it all up.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Difference between a croc and a gator. Croc will see you in a while. Gator will see you later.

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

missing Red Skeleton

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ned Flanders

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

He's 67 years old. For most guys that would be an assault with a dead weapon. Guess he's still got it.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mufasa's dog

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Baltimore School for the Arts

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It should be a crime to selectively breed dysfunctional mutations.

5 years ago | Likes 143 Dislikes 4

I'm a Chicken Hawk! Now, now, now, lissen here boy...

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Small office equipment. I never thought as a kid that everyone would have a super smart typewriter and teletype connected to a TV. Dang.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Creepy

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That last one.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or any scrotum on the fence?

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Germany had closer bonds with the Soviets

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

As FIL, I was told I was in charge of food/drink/entertainment. Doable, affordable, it's a family reunion. We had pit beef/ham BBQ cater.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And the woman always ends up with very clean boobs.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

And Hitler killed Hitler

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

We need to print her name and address

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

Pinto - Put In Nickel To Operate

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They were so much smarter/mature than I. Having a child and getting assistance was their career choice out of poverty.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I did social work in college, full time. The 13-15 yo moms would laugh at me because they made money each month than I did. 1/2

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

While making a turn into traffic, almost hit a cyclist coming the other way of the traffic. Some cyclists ride against the traffic.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Two years

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2/2 Since the pandemic I was making all sorts of egg recipes. Now the thought of an egg turns my stomach. Seems bloody eggs are normal(?!).

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I make three eggs every morning. Cracked open an egg into a bowl. It was a red bloody mess. Threw the whole thing out into the woods.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I can't feel my legs!!!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0