um, this is my bio. So why are you here? lurker for years, apparent shit poster but that's just like my opinion,.. man. why so serious?
um, this is my bio. So why are you here? lurker for years, apparent shit poster but that's just like my opinion,.. man. why so serious?
TMNT ooze right there
*record scratch* yup, that's me. You're probably curious as to how I ended up here. Well it all started when I
With built in hand warmers?
Jazz hands
Make dressings and condiments and sandwiches for a restaurant for a few days
When the drapes match the carpet
Marketing to the mob?
Bring me more oil my little golden boy
She probably sounds like a clown with a full tank of helium making balloon animals at a child's birthday when she walks.
The egg
Where's that pause music.gif
I'm a professional flower pollinator and my husband watches,.. our budget, $7.5M
Reminds me of that old CollegeHumor Batman skit where he's doing just that.
Wasn't it Walgreens that closed down stores in California due to all the petty theft?
Not since the accident
Good bread, good meat, good God lets eat
Nyet
Just gonna send it
Uh... I turned the AC to 71, made some lemonade from a can and grilled steaks and corn in shorts and flip flops.
If you want to run down the speculation staircase, there's rumors of him being a military sniper however farfetched they are.
Who's laughing now!?
Straight to gulag
Reminds me odd the squirrel in Over the Hedge. That scene hits harder in just the right way
Surf's up bro!
I scratched my balls and my neighbor shot my dog. He's a cop
Daddy, chill
That's when you call a friend, a really close friend.
Or hold or betwixt your butt cheeks while you plunge like a real man
Why not?
Are you fucking sorry?