Juggler

42225 pts ยท July 12, 2012


I make things out of other things.

Aaaaaand cut.

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Well,

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Booooooooooo

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I like the term "legally stupid"

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Whoever made it probably graduated from here

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Third story window poisoning.

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God damn it

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, prostitution, assassin, necromancy, any trade really.

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GRAs break my brain.

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Together?

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We've graduated to MAAGA (Making Attorneys' Attorneys Get Attorneys)

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I likewise sometimes get alerts from my Roomba, Dust-in

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How long ago?

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#33 Do not tell them they can come in

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Thank you master Yoda

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"Nevermind she is more wrong than dating your own grandmother" ๐Ÿ˜‚

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I wish I could do this, my skin sucks

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"Machoke me daddy"

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I'm literally locked out of my work accounts. Apparently got an email on Xmas eve that my pass was about to expire, didn't see it because PTO. I'd email tech support, but...

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#41 Okay, we'll start with the mushrooms.

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I hope spider boarding isn't like water boarding...

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#22

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There are 3 lights!

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