Jsens

297 pts ยท May 30, 2014


If this ever gets to the front page, I don't wanna know about it.

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Once upon a time

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can support claim. Kid in high-school was walking laps in gym and his just snapped. We laughed, thought he was faking

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Was confused. Four *more* Netflix movies. He signed a deal a couple years ago for 4 movies with them. I guess they worked.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

My bet's on fruit. Ain't never seen one of them gold lids on somethin that ain't fruit.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bismarck

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

North Dakota. So snowy business has been closed 2 days this week since the plows can't keep up!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah that back door is horrible, but it's a rental. Still in North Dakota there's frost(just a little less) if your house is pre2000-ish

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

More Simpsons ads!

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I've seen it hit FP about 20 times in the past 10 days. At this point how are there people that haven't seen it yet?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who's making fan t-shirts?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For maximum grocery capacity, take off belt and string through all the bags, carry on shoulder. 30 bags a trip!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If a Jew had a 3way with an Italian and a witch, this woman would still have a big nose

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

#3

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pound of ground beef, can of tomato soup and cream of chicken, salt pepper & onion (chopped or powder) brown & heat, best recipe ever.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It's already on fp, I'm not upvoting it again

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

How the fuck do you eat it?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dave Chapelle has more pixels than you. Jesus...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One OP being creepy in a supermarket after dark

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why would you have to reverse it?

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 4

Awwz. He can follow his nose again

9 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 0

Sears is just silly

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would just guess it's corn flavored hard candy because that's a thing and I tried it and it's gross

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For those seriously wondering. It's access to the pipes for the bathrooms on either side.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I haven't seen any of these. This is weird.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He has 145000 twitter followers now, up from 7 a few days ago

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Meanwhile, I flushed a comb down the toilet 4 months ago. Still there.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're missing the ham, chicken, and steak

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0