JoshMorris

11274 pts ยท May 12, 2013


So fake it hurts

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Right... because that's the only way to be useful.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My son was 34 weeks and in the NIC unit for 9 days. He had asthma, and struggled breathing and eating his first year. I know how you felt

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Their first few rounds of poo are terrifying

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dead ????

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let's just call those nutty after tones what they are, rust

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's an old American Dildo. Pre 1800.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's called a blanket.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get out.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stuffed animals are insanely disciplined

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then, 5 minutes later... v

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Okay, I'm calling bullshit on this. There aren't enough pandas.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Plot twist: bottom right is a cupcake disguised as a hedgehog. "Day 247, the hedgehogs still don't know that I'm really just a cupcake".

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Either?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm on mobile and can't post the image as a reply.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And keys just forget the massive price hikes that obamcare published for the coming years. Oh and raising the fine even more.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Except that millions of people lost incredible coverage because of Obama care. Do you even free market bruh?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

You have not read enough of the good deals men have done. Our complacency is what has brought this about.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

But he wasn't wrong

9 years ago | Likes 105 Dislikes 13

This has happened to me a lot. I know have a son it gets better.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It looks cooked to me.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Apparently a moron as well.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Rotate wine glass so opening is facing away. Then drink normally, with slightly different angle.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Dad humor. I approve this message.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Also doesn't know how to handle confidential emails.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

That was a great movie. Just didn't have enough action for America.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 8

Magazine.

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 2

Some say that they're still drifting apart to this day.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0