JoshAndBurn

6192 pts · May 2, 2024


What do you get when you cross a happy puppies near mud puddles with fastidious owners who think that their precious babies don't need leashes? You get what you fucking deserve.

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Not really necessary, they WILL tell you.

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You're aware that this is a statement of privilege, right?

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

This is a feel-good skit. Anyone know their channel name?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The voice for Kuzco?

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The other fun thing is that this grotesque is on the side of the cathedral that never gets any sun. You literally have to go to the dark side to see it.

1 month ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Would that be before or after the Mangione-style perp walk with 63 officers to take the offender 40 feet from the car to the door?

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So, do the people in this world wear clothes or not?

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Like one of those species of aliens on Dr Who that change from cute to terrifying mid episode.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If you can't make your own victim complex, store bought is fine.

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Corporate needs you to find the differences between #33 and #43

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I've never thought of it like that, but you've convinced me: Howl's Moving Castle is a May Day movie and Jaws is a Fourth of July movie.

3 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Eh, you never know till you try. The subjectivity is what makes taste such a fun sense.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I like Scotch. Laphroaig tastes like old sweaty bandaids smell

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You're thinking of Noir Nightwing

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Am I sexual?

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It helps to imagine statements like that coming from Colin from What We Do In The Shadows.

3 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

"I heard they were better about..."

Yeah, that was their online reputation management (ORM) firm at work.

3 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

It's a curious thing

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ice-T voice:

The kids are calling it nose plugging...

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

🎵 TOMATE CRISTAL! 🎵

4 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

At least he's got a shirt on this time.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Cats are a lesson in consent

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Children and women are just tools to them, not real people.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The only action that will be taken is that the kid will get in trouble for having their phone in school.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Obviously, those are two of the Republicans favorite things.

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