Josekell

17008 pts · June 1, 2016


A guy once texted me off a bogus # a girl gave him and I made gold out of it. It’s easily the best post I’ll ever have on here. Look it up.

My first thought was someone has a prescription pill habit.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think he’s about to break those cuffs.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Found it.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

There was a magazine advertisement for this game that was actually a person in bed boinking a fish. So bizarre.

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I worked in management. There’s actually a “trigger” they pull when they need people that suggests sending busses to homeless shelters.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So Supe could just chug cyanide? I’ve never seen it addressed in the comics.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I originally came here to get away from doom scrolling.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everyone’s the hero of their own story I guess.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Call it ageist, but he’s sort of aged out of a traditional hero role. However, wholesome mentor character would be a good fit.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People gave Far Cry 6 a lot of hate, but seeing basically Gus as a dictator was pretty cool.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Aronofsky’s best IMO, but if you want to watch it multiple times you have something wrong with you.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No one is going to bring up Requiem for a Dream? It’s the best anti *hard* drug PSA ever produced.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Late in pregnancy, they baby presses on the bladder. The woman has to pee a lot more frequently.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks, I’m 35 so we’re not kids. We’ve been living together for almost 6 years.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s a small box and got jostled around a lot.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Who has the energy for that mess?

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Thanks I feel a bit less like a dummy now.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The corporate offices are in the same place. The whole company is in one building. It’s smaller than most people think.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have no idea who they outsource their account to. I work at the plant and nobody here would be coming up with this stuff.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jeremy Renner did a pretty good job when he played The guy.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Saw a Reddit post from a worker about how they had to nix their Tarzan actor. Apparently the middle aged women could be animals.

4 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Super skeptical of this stuff. R. Williams had a quote that was from World’s Greatest Dad, a movie he did. The man didn’t say it himself.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Gotta be honest, the Cosby jokes hit a little different now that he’s free.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So crazy this was allowed in a PG film.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Guess I should have specified all milk with lactose.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#3 Technically isn’t all milk breast milk?

4 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

If we do see widespread conflict I have a feeling it’ll mirror “The Troubles” that Ireland experienced.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My brother just texted me earlier that he finished it. I’ve been in pretty much radio silence myself.

4 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

Man...you’re straight out of a comic book.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0