JordanBFrye

2778 pts · December 18, 2013


Imgur pressured me into writing a description.

I’ve personally been expecting more of a “shits himself to death” scenario, but choking on a birder would also be fitting.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I have a bulging disk in my lumbar and I don't care how lame this is, there are been days when I could kill for something like this.

8 years ago | Likes 230 Dislikes 0

You voiced your opinion, so I voiced mine. Here's another opinion from me to you: eat a dick.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 5

Please. Fuck off with this shit. Go back to Reddit, go back to 4chan, I don't care where just pack this shit up and fuck off someplace else.

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 9

Personally I suspect that this PC rage garbage is just a long joke started by 4chan that everyone forgot to end.

9 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 18

Uncle Ruckus, no relation.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1 for a fellow preacher's kid.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If she's the Bridget the Midget I think it is, she's from the same town I'm in. Used to hear radio ads for her performing at a local club.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

For the first time in animal history.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

QA is management level. QC does a little more hands on stuff on the factory floor. QI does the grunt work, usually third-party contractors.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And in order of who gets paid most.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Found a drain filter for Nissan recently that rattled when I touched it. Had a piece of the injection mold that made it cut off inside.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mountain Jew.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I... needed that. Damn.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I work QI in automotive. It's amazing the type and volume of shit that makes it through.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

...yeah?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FOCKINSMELLYPIGSHIT!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

God damn it, Nogla.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I'm a man of faith, but I rarely pray. Maybe I'm missing out on something, but if I can do it on my own, I'm not going to waste my time.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fantastic right up until that jarring smash-cut to Morty vaporizing Fart.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I watched a couple episodes on acid earlier this year. Holy fucking hell that was a bad/amazing/bad/amazing idea.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Got a dot piece in the same general area. Fucking armpit didn't hurt where the needle was, felt it in my hand instead.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Got a call from my uncle up in Altoona today. He was shoveling his sidewalk while I sat in 70 degree sun here in TN. Poor bastard.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He is awaited.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Shit, most other politicians haven't sat in a driver's seat since their careers started. Nice to see that he enjoys driving himself.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Dude. That was fucking savage. I like you.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ladies. I said LADIES. Just give me a chance to do it hip-hop dance.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I worked a local bar until just recently. It's rough, smelly work but holy fucking hell do I ever miss it. There is no job quite like it.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0