JonSlade

52409 pts ยท December 20, 2015


Maybe a human built it to do his job so he could take a piss.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, because when fewer companies bothered making cocaine after it was banned, nobody stepped in to fill the void...

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

You sure they're unreadable? I'll give you $500 USD for the Anubis Utilities if it's still readable.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Really? Nazis don't deserve to feel bad? Big fan of the Nazis are you...?

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 43

Ukraine is not a part of NATO. That's one of the things Putin wants desperately to prevent.

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Might want to check those numbers, chief...

4 years ago | Likes 110 Dislikes 0

Curse your sudden, but inevitable, betrayal!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Aliens finally found a way to get their semen on sausages everywhere.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just wait until you realize you can make more chips by smashing them first.

4 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

Amazingly, sometimes a double standard isn't enough to stop someone from responding to a physical attack...

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Real women don't start a situation by hitting others.

4 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

"Good game. Good game. Good game. You suck. Good game. Good game..."

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People simply buy based on what they believe salmon is supposed to look like. Most people have no idea how to assess the quality of fish.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Let's go Beamin'

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"We didn't order them, and didn't have to pay for them. Please buy them from us so we can get rid of them." Gotta love capitalism!

4 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 6

Did you mean if they survive?

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

The hot tub is supposed to be installed on Monday.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If they both consented to being shot at by the other, what was the crime? Unfortunately, being stupid is still legal.

4 years ago | Likes 203 Dislikes 8

To be fair, he's the one that set the old lady's house on fire.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

They're saying that the people who decided to get rid of bench seats didn't have girlfriends because bench seats are better for being close.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

4 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Had one as a kid. It created sparks in the red part using a bic lighter type setup when you pulled the trigger. It was pretty cool.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

If you live in the U.S., Spanish is going to be far more useful.

4 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 3

I don't understand what "too much cheese" means?

4 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 0

Looks like someone didn't bother to check the crimps were done correctly.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seriously? Human femurs? Those are clearly tibias. Get your facts straight.

4 years ago | Likes 134 Dislikes 0

I had a friend that went blind because a stripper forcefully rubbed her glitter covered boobs in his face. The danger is very real.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Caroline! She's the reason for the word bitch."

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fun Fact: Only man in history to be both the Vice President and President of the United States without having been elected to either office.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

High heels in the snow? What could go wrong...

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0