11375 pts · November 21, 2014
College student. Studying mechanical engineering. Hooked on phonics. Love me some fantasy and sci-fi. Ever tried just getting your car and driving across the country? So far I've hit most of the confederacy. Not bad for a kid from central Illinois.
Yes?
Because he’s a MENACE!
Nah. It’s all good.
Oh indeed.
Sometimes we don’t get that choice my friend.
Like cousins or something...
Nothing at all.
You wouldn’t believe if I told you...
Yup.
Perfect time to make dank memes
FMA:B all the way!
I’m Johnny 5 Dicks and uhhhh... its kinda complicated.
I could keep providing examples, but I’m just trying to say that shitposting is a way of life and We, the shitposters will NEVER stop. (5/5)
There are Dickbutts in every nation on Earth, and god forbid you say that you’re expecting something. BAM!! Spanish Inquisition!(4/?)
... shitposters on the Mayflower? That’s right! There were Pilgrims carving dicks into the ship as they fled from persecution! (3/?)
Emigrated from the old country, we have been a family of shitposters. Shitposting is a rich heritage. Did you know that there were... (2/?)
Listen here. I’ve been a shitposter all my life. My father was a shitposter. My father’s father was a shitposter. Ever since the family(1/?)
She had a nice ass. HAD...
I came down to make this exact comment. Plus one sir. You beat me.
Hey I recognize this! Solar Bear at SIUC at the Reserves.
5 more minutes
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Johnny Foreskin is a rube and a cheat.
Pffffff.... only three cocks? Amateur.
It’s a calling.
Says you.
There is no cure! There’s nothing wrong with us!
Yes?
Because he’s a MENACE!
Nah. It’s all good.
Oh indeed.
Sometimes we don’t get that choice my friend.
Like cousins or something...
Nothing at all.
You wouldn’t believe if I told you...
Yup.
Perfect time to make dank memes
FMA:B all the way!
I’m Johnny 5 Dicks and uhhhh... its kinda complicated.
I could keep providing examples, but I’m just trying to say that shitposting is a way of life and We, the shitposters will NEVER stop. (5/5)
There are Dickbutts in every nation on Earth, and god forbid you say that you’re expecting something. BAM!! Spanish Inquisition!(4/?)
... shitposters on the Mayflower? That’s right! There were Pilgrims carving dicks into the ship as they fled from persecution! (3/?)
Emigrated from the old country, we have been a family of shitposters. Shitposting is a rich heritage. Did you know that there were... (2/?)
Listen here. I’ve been a shitposter all my life. My father was a shitposter. My father’s father was a shitposter. Ever since the family(1/?)
She had a nice ass. HAD...
I came down to make this exact comment. Plus one sir. You beat me.
Hey I recognize this! Solar Bear at SIUC at the Reserves.
5 more minutes
[REDACTED]
Johnny Foreskin is a rube and a cheat.
Pffffff.... only three cocks? Amateur.
It’s a calling.
Says you.
There is no cure! There’s nothing wrong with us!