JohnnyFiveDicks

11375 pts · November 21, 2014


College student. Studying mechanical engineering. Hooked on phonics. Love me some fantasy and sci-fi. Ever tried just getting your car and driving across the country? So far I've hit most of the confederacy. Not bad for a kid from central Illinois.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because he’s a MENACE!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah. It’s all good.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh indeed.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sometimes we don’t get that choice my friend.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like cousins or something...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nothing at all.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You wouldn’t believe if I told you...

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yup.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Perfect time to make dank memes

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

FMA:B all the way!

7 years ago | Likes 400 Dislikes 1

I’m Johnny 5 Dicks and uhhhh... its kinda complicated.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I could keep providing examples, but I’m just trying to say that shitposting is a way of life and We, the shitposters will NEVER stop. (5/5)

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

There are Dickbutts in every nation on Earth, and god forbid you say that you’re expecting something. BAM!! Spanish Inquisition!(4/?)

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

... shitposters on the Mayflower? That’s right! There were Pilgrims carving dicks into the ship as they fled from persecution! (3/?)

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Emigrated from the old country, we have been a family of shitposters. Shitposting is a rich heritage. Did you know that there were... (2/?)

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Listen here. I’ve been a shitposter all my life. My father was a shitposter. My father’s father was a shitposter. Ever since the family(1/?)

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

She had a nice ass. HAD...

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I came down to make this exact comment. Plus one sir. You beat me.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey I recognize this! Solar Bear at SIUC at the Reserves.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

5 more minutes

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Johnny Foreskin is a rube and a cheat.

8 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

Pffffff.... only three cocks? Amateur.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It’s a calling.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Says you.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

There is no cure! There’s nothing wrong with us!

8 years ago | Likes 248 Dislikes 0