JohnUtah

392 pts ยท June 8, 2012


Wisconsin is the motherfucking dairyland. If there is anywhere on gods great green earth that always has enough milk, it's Wisconsin DFWW

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

was it really necessary to repeat the name? Unless it's John Cougar Mellencamp i don't see the point.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

no chaser? disqualified.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and that is how companies justify getting rid of company benefits.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this makes way more sense now.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel this needs a 'LOVE ME' at the very end.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still heavily featured in all my 'get down wit yourself' dance mixes. Also, a staple on the roller skating circuit.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

alright....fess up...who said it in the batman voice? *raises hand*

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

This is why I don't do nice things. In terms of giving money at least. Buying a meal, volunteering to babysit, yes. Give anybody money, no.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Drivers are not infallible. I hope everything you screw up at your job ends up a picture on imgur.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I imagine this being better if you photoshop the guy from the 'white dude in a brightly lit house party drops the bass too early' video in.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So apparently playing D&D grants you a man card now?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I approve of Shaq as the new Hightower in the Police Academy remake. Still starring Steve Guttenberg.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I actually went through the trouble of logging in to tell you what a shit Bloody Mary recipe that is.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

smoking the reefer

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Forest Fire, Nazi Occupation, Daddy is dead, Daddy is going to war, Religious upheaval and a Canadian team lost in the Stanley Cup Finals.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thats Green Bay, not Milwaukee.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Maybe you're my girl and you just don't know it yet. -Biff Tannen

13 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

today we have a real French model in our class! 'Bonjour'.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

so what if i buy something for a dollar? I get $4 just for shopping there...right?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

close enough.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This looks like the sort of thing my brother would do for me if i asked to crash at his place. not sure if good guy brother, or just brother

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this appears to be during a holiday in cambodia.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i appreciate the clarification as 'the' Batman, and not just any Batman.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

to be fair OP never said it was from the wife....

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

i'm waiting for a golden double stuff peanut butter oreo. at that point my life will be complete.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

do you even have an exalted leader bro?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

fuck the police.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

i work at a doggy hotel, and somebody just stole this dog.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1