JohnSnowflake

3457 pts · September 18, 2015


Something about yourself!

I’m not commenting on the post. The advertisement. I literally went to a restaurant across from the gas station. Never searched the name. Now I get an ad for it.

14 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Golden showers is pee sex. Golden tractors is… ?

14 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I loved YouTube Pokket. I still do, but in someone from work is going to call me a missing person to the cops kind of way. You do you. I’m going to go that way.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Never. They are women. You can be married 50 years and she will give you a coffee first thing in the morning and tell you we’re a shit for something 49 years and 11 months ago. Tomorrow, coffee, an exact date and time. I don’t even remember how old I am. Every week. Repeat.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Serendipity saved my life. 1991-1995 in Bahrain. This week I would probably be dead.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tested at home Covid. Nothing. Some boogers and coughing on my day off. Now it’s a blip. 2 years ago I was in a hospital four days.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Approaching 60, that’s just fat old man disease. Corvettes are cheap and my wife needs a new car. Vroom.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is wholesome fun. That is it.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haven’t seen my doc in years. Walgreens will just keep refilling my prescriptions. Call the office, more pills. I do have insurance. Yay free pills.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Literally not a single thing got better.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

26.4 pounds of water and wet stuff. I don’t thick any human gut could stretch that much. Google says a gallon averages 10 lbs so 2 1/2+ gallons in one sitting.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They get mad when you call them the stupid part of America but they are Republican so, the stupidest part of America.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Some people can make minimum wage a law. According to that graph, $26 an hour minimum? Not $7 and change. It would cost me more to take a shower and have clean clothes than a day of work.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eleventy one, forever!

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gonna call it, whore for MAGA.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hadouken! However it’s spelled. Imgur got dumber but less funny.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

She gave no shits about her husband and riding her 15 minutes of fame. G rated fucking Vance on camera and now popular. Yeah, that George or whatever guy. Whore.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ask them if they would give some rights if it meant children didn’t die. Unanimous no. That tells what they really care about.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The second amendment starts with “a well regulated militia”. They forget that part or make stuff up. Show me a militia that can defend against a tank. Meal team 6. Diabetic coma patrol.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

First video. We need that one Wacko. Then the red…

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mexicans were basically slave labor. No white kid will work in a field more than a day. Fuck around. Find out.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A fucking legend. I need to say it again. A fucking legend.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Ya know, I generally don’t like you. That said I also don’t learn much from you. But you pull this shit and I’m like let’s find that idiot and introduce them to my shop hammer makes you shut the fuck up a lot. You win this round. I still hate you but we gotta choose sides sometimes.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

If you were going east and stopped for breakfast in El Paso Texas. You would give up driving and get a hotel and still be in Texas. I have gone to Vegas from Albuquerque. It was 21 hours to Santa Clara. I drove from my home in SE New Mexico to Orlando. Two days. It never stopped.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My diabetes and my blood pressure jumped watching this but it looks like you’re gonna die in about a month so, yeah. Put more butter and sugar on it.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Old Navy guy here. I lit my shoe polish with naphtha. blah blah, shiny shoes. shiny shoes are all you are. So shiny!

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

who shoots a buffalo with a shotgun? a file photo but jeez!

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I did, that’s why I mentioned it. It wasn’t funny.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wearing a bullet proof vest is "proof" how safe it is. Also the machine gun fire would be funny.

7 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

It takes me 5 minutes to walk straight after sitting for an hour. Jeez.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0