JohnBeef

13642 pts ยท July 21, 2017


Human residing on planet earth

Eddie Van Halen vs Kirk Hammet. Who wins?

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When I was a teenager mowing my neighbors' lawns for money, I heard this record for the first time. The lawn mowed itself that day holy shit

3 weeks ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

TL;DR Humans are the problem

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds like an easy way to get laid.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hey, it's the gift that keeps on giving, and it's something everyone needs.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

If Fetch is ever going to happen, it would be due to this dog.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Odd that Hamburger University's logo icon is a bunch of fries

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The name "Plucker" would make sense for a bass (or an ass), but the little loop under the L makes me think it's "Pfucker" (also for an ass)

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, what am I gonna do with 100 lemons? And that's just from one tree.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#15 In Phoenix, people harvest their citrus and put it out on the sidewalk in bags for neighbors to also enjoy. Or needy folks. Or anyone.

4 months ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

And that penny is now worth millions of dollars

4 months ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Because they use the cheapest, low quality chocolate they can find, and manufacture/supply chain to a price point to maximize profit.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Nice work. I firmly believe all Floyd Rose equipped guitars should be converted to hardtail.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I've gone out of my way to rewire guitars to be 1 vol/1 tone/dummy pots because I just don't operate well with 2 vol, don't know why.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#19 There are many phases in life that end, but this one continues until you die.

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They do have the consistency of post nasal drip already, but taste like drinking untreated ocean water.

6 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

#1 I live in the desert. The sun is very hot and feels like it's cooking me. I'd rather have some shade, a cool breeze, maybe a beverage.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I laughed out loud several times. Thank you for this high quality dump.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Indeed, well loved but not abused. I hadn't played it in a few years, and busting it out last night I'm not so sure I want to sell it. :)

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that a custom color for your 4Runner?

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why use an AI picture of dogs?

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

"They told me to shred, so I shredded" - Ollie North, Iran Contra Sessions

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My dog and I talk about how delicious they look when we see them in our neighborhood.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#7 because capitalism has monetized all of life's essentials (excluding air) and we spend all our time trying to earn money to survive?

7 months ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 2

I was just looking for something different, and not really after anything specific. These are Artec brand and they're surprisingly good for the money ($55 for both!). It sounds just like a Gretsch hollowbody, or in that ballpark.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Two words too many in the headline

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Wow, some baby shat out a wallet and keys!"

8 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Ah, I didn't see the frame, but it looks like it could go either way as well. I can't tell if there's an apostrophe.

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm Perfect or Imperfect? Hmmm... a Mazda could go either way.

8 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0