Jofusness

21203 pts · July 22, 2017


I am a happily married man who builds things for a living, and I own a fireworks store and shoot a professional show every year for 4th of July. I try to find humor and jokes in every situation, even when it's sometimes dark. If you can make me laugh, you rock! If I can make YOU laugh, then I've done my job.

You notice I didn’t post our gofundme link on the account. I didn’t post this to exploit the internet for profit, I needed an outlet to vent

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well I hope if any tragedy happens to you, that others give you more empathy than you’re willing to give. Peace out.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That may have short circuited. Either way it wasn’t negligence, even if it was, it’s still not arson. You know nothing of the situation.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was a running THEORY. The forensic investigator is leading toward an outdoor plug that faulted/arced, or looking into a battery charger

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Forensic investigation results say otherwise. Ignorance has nothing to do with this. Nobody did anything wrong or dumb.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

House tested positive for asbestos, so it’s pretty much a 100% loss as far as personal items are concerned

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you. At this point the baby is taken care of, lots of people sending stuff for her, wife and I still don’t know what we need,

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok, it was my house and I chuckled sensibly at this.... especially since our room mate was obnoxiously afraid of spiders.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes but “BBQ, or BBQ’er” can be a slang term for grill. But pedantic‘s aside, you probably already knee what I meant.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

True, but I am a contractor and I literally built every square inch of that property.... it’s kinda personal

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

https://gofund.me/e876d85d. That’s the go fund me

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

We do, but I didn’t post it because I didn’t want to come across as exploiting Imgur for personal gain, I was mostly posting to vent.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Our bedroom is on the lower level of the tri-level, so the window escape was easy. I got a little smoke inhalation, but I’ll be fine

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When I found her, fire had blown into the kitchen and smoke was too thick to go out main door so I threw her out the window and crawled out

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Correct, wife took baby and puppy out immediately before the fire got inside, I had to find our older dog who went and hid, 1/2

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is colorado, bbq in the snow is pretty common

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I use my bbq and smoker year round... I like bbq more than I hate cold

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The home renovation was done during quarantine, so it had JUST been completed

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, the electronics in the bbq did not survive. It’s like a traeger, just different brand

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, that’s covered in our taxes

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Small world, this was in Arvada colorado

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m not sure if something bumped the firebox, or somehow it came partially opened, but I was outside many times in those 4 hrs & saw nothing

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, the fire started 4 1/2 hours after dinner was done. The device I used had a fire box that was supposed to be secured in the unit.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most likely the wood pellet pizza oven.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We didn’t drink alcohol that night.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I was outside 30 minutes before it started standing right next to the bbq and I saw and smelled nothing suspicious.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

The bbq pellets were in a contained chamber and the fire didn’t start until over 4 hours after I was done cooking.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I know right,? The 25 bottles of whiskey also stings a bit....

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well the pizza and garlic cheese bread I made 4 1/2 hours before the fire was pretty tasty....

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