1376 pts ยท April 13, 2017
The fact that this comment doesn't have more upvotes just proves that people don't read comments. Hilarious.
Is nobody else intensely bothered that all of them are in alphabetical order... EXCEPT MISSOURI AND MISSISSIPPI?! DID NOBODY ELSE LEARN "FIFTY NIFTY"?! Really cool stuff, though.
I had a VERY mild case when I was pregnant. It was really scary. Thankfully, my daughter didn't have any complications from it, but that anxiety was a bad as the (admittedly, pretty mild) pain. Get vaxxed.
Put that sign in your window and drive by the protest over and over honking! The honking kept me energized this morning!
Well-meaning for sure, but I find it exhausting when my health is sexualized. My breasts exist when I'm tired or angry or just not in the fucking mood, and I don't like it when they only get talked about in a sexual way.
OK. I'll be that person. "Suspects" vs "suspect's." Punctuation is important. The lack of apostrophe changes the whole meaning.
Yes! My first thought was that this is what I imagine Molly Weasley's kitchen is like.
I wrote a turtleneck to my job once during my first year of teaching. One of my sophomores asked me if I was ok...because I must have been in an accident... because of the neck brace.
Absolutely devastated that it wasn't Dickbutt.
#31 ... ALIVE? Was that part of it? I don't remember the ALIVE part...
Who is this person? I don't want to look out up and have any algos thinking I want more information about her...
Raped*
"I have to call my mom!" As a mom, I can only hope my little ones want to share all their important (and not-so- important) moments with me, even when they're big ones.
#7 Equal parts Muppet Treasure Island and Rocky Horror. He was a weirdly, awesomely large part of my childhood.
I don't WANT to upvote this... but I feel like the incredible level of accuracy deserves it.
Wishing you happiness and improved mental health. If you ever do come back, I highly recommend making a collection of favorites that you can scroll through when you're stressed so you're sure not to run across things that upset you. Be well!
My cat knew I was pregnant before I did. He was ALL OVER ME for days...like... INTENSELY up in my business.
I worked for a shithole steakhouse when I was 19. I had a customer yell at me for putting tortilla strips on top of his tortilla soup because, "CAN'T YOU SEE I DON'T HAVE MY TEETH IN TODAY?!" Amother asked me to roll up my sleeve and flex for him. It was an awful job, but in both instances, allI had to do was tell my assistant manager, and he said, "that's my table now." He would finish the service, then give me the tip.
Omg! Yes! I thought it was just me! In elementary school, the instructions before mat ball were, "It's the same rules as baseball." Bitch! I didn't know how to play baseball either!
Pretty much every day of my high school gym class was "free choice." One of the choices was cup-stacking. I got a whole gym credit for sitting in the bleachers and occasionally making a little pyramid. Wild.
Fuck yeah! https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1c2l5MmtsOTE4cnF1OXp2MnFjbWJpcWgxZjI2emVtem9weWF4MXFnMSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/EY4ID9rvRbgGY/200w.webp
Your Blockbuater was way-the-fuck-cooler than mine.
JKR is an awful human, but Fred Weasley.
I'm surprised by how comforting I find this. Thank you.
...and in the darkness, fuck them.
#3 I once had to pay my last payment in cash and get a new debit card number to get a fucking gym to stop charging me after canceling. Fuck you, Anytime Fitness.
I was taught to get out of your car and wedge yourself in under an overpass, or lay face down on the ground. Insane or sound advice?
I remember asking, "out loud?" I remember 99 and 98. Then I remember the recovery room. Incredible.
Am I missing something, or is that a picture of a man and the back of a woman's head in an article about an exceptional woman?
#15 snuck up on me. Damn onions.
The fact that this comment doesn't have more upvotes just proves that people don't read comments. Hilarious.
Is nobody else intensely bothered that all of them are in alphabetical order... EXCEPT MISSOURI AND MISSISSIPPI?! DID NOBODY ELSE LEARN "FIFTY NIFTY"?!
Really cool stuff, though.
I had a VERY mild case when I was pregnant. It was really scary. Thankfully, my daughter didn't have any complications from it, but that anxiety was a bad as the (admittedly, pretty mild) pain. Get vaxxed.
Put that sign in your window and drive by the protest over and over honking! The honking kept me energized this morning!
Well-meaning for sure, but I find it exhausting when my health is sexualized. My breasts exist when I'm tired or angry or just not in the fucking mood, and I don't like it when they only get talked about in a sexual way.
OK. I'll be that person. "Suspects" vs "suspect's." Punctuation is important. The lack of apostrophe changes the whole meaning.
Yes! My first thought was that this is what I imagine Molly Weasley's kitchen is like.
I wrote a turtleneck to my job once during my first year of teaching. One of my sophomores asked me if I was ok...because I must have been in an accident... because of the neck brace.
Absolutely devastated that it wasn't Dickbutt.
#31 ... ALIVE? Was that part of it? I don't remember the ALIVE part...
Who is this person? I don't want to look out up and have any algos thinking I want more information about her...
Raped*
"I have to call my mom!" As a mom, I can only hope my little ones want to share all their important (and not-so- important) moments with me, even when they're big ones.
#7 Equal parts Muppet Treasure Island and Rocky Horror. He was a weirdly, awesomely large part of my childhood.
I don't WANT to upvote this... but I feel like the incredible level of accuracy deserves it.
Wishing you happiness and improved mental health. If you ever do come back, I highly recommend making a collection of favorites that you can scroll through when you're stressed so you're sure not to run across things that upset you. Be well!
My cat knew I was pregnant before I did. He was ALL OVER ME for days...like... INTENSELY up in my business.
I worked for a shithole steakhouse when I was 19. I had a customer yell at me for putting tortilla strips on top of his tortilla soup because, "CAN'T YOU SEE I DON'T HAVE MY TEETH IN TODAY?!" Amother asked me to roll up my sleeve and flex for him. It was an awful job, but in both instances, allI had to do was tell my assistant manager, and he said, "that's my table now." He would finish the service, then give me the tip.
Omg! Yes! I thought it was just me! In elementary school, the instructions before mat ball were, "It's the same rules as baseball." Bitch! I didn't know how to play baseball either!
Pretty much every day of my high school gym class was "free choice." One of the choices was cup-stacking. I got a whole gym credit for sitting in the bleachers and occasionally making a little pyramid. Wild.
Fuck yeah! https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1c2l5MmtsOTE4cnF1OXp2MnFjbWJpcWgxZjI2emVtem9weWF4MXFnMSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/EY4ID9rvRbgGY/200w.webp
Your Blockbuater was way-the-fuck-cooler than mine.
JKR is an awful human, but Fred Weasley.
I'm surprised by how comforting I find this. Thank you.
...and in the darkness, fuck them.
#3 I once had to pay my last payment in cash and get a new debit card number to get a fucking gym to stop charging me after canceling. Fuck you, Anytime Fitness.
I was taught to get out of your car and wedge yourself in under an overpass, or lay face down on the ground. Insane or sound advice?
I remember asking, "out loud?" I remember 99 and 98. Then I remember the recovery room. Incredible.
Am I missing something, or is that a picture of a man and the back of a woman's head in an article about an exceptional woman?
#15 snuck up on me. Damn onions.