Jiumph

2374 pts · February 23, 2019


Introverted extrovert or extroverted introvert. Whichever applies.

Hot take: I have never viewed it as a biopic. We watched it in high school as part of a unit on allegory, so I've always seen it as a statement on art, society, and commodification. It's not illness or Salieri who kills Mozart, it's the constant push to create more and more so as to consume more and more.

1 year ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

I'm nervous giggling like when I saw Nosferatu. That cat is terrifying.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wouldn't it be delicious irony if someone violenced a different rich person while everyone was distracted by this ONE guy who's being used as a political statement to all us poors?

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I waited nearly 40 years for something like this to happen and finally just decided to jump the line. KDS is such a tunnel of red tape these days.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love puzzles, but I come here for memes and stories. No, thank you.

1 year ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

My favorite piece in the MIA.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was wondering this. Thanks, Friend!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who's that Pokémon?!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They made us feel classy!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Also, washing a mildew load with hot water helps!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can someone peacefully organize all the employees of the various starbucks locations in either airport to peacefully protest this clear example of toxic capitalism by peacefully stomping the shit out of this overpaid ghoul?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine got chopped because they were 30+ yo ash trees, so it was a preventative measure against the emerald ash bore.
They then planted diverse trees that are all native to the area, so there will be shade again someday, but probs not for at least another 10 years.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Saaaaaame

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the life I want for my dog, but I've never had a cat before and am terrified I'll fuck it up or the pets would hate each other.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This reminds me of being in 4th grade (with the absolute meanest, most tear-inducing, multiple-parent-meeting-causing teacher I ever worked with) telling me that Foley Art wasn't a real thing and that I needed to research a "real" job for a project.

Instead of artistry, I became a teacher so I could diametrically oppose her style of "hard knocks" teaching. Do the expressive thing that brings joy, kids.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Agreed.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Saaaame

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uh... I have one right now.
It's from MRSA and I hate it.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My parents' old house had something like this.
It was a one-story house with a large, semi-finished attic, and the stairway wasn't a "true" stair. I think there was a moveable set of steps you would pull down, kind of like an attic ladder, but it's been nearly 40 years, so who knows?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Constantly did this until someone told me that's how you get tapeworm, so I stopped.
I was a notoriously dull and gullible child.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want one of those such badly.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This--yes, this. Is this not the joke? Am I too unsmart to get it?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My backside is never going back to life without one.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Amateur.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WHY AM I JUST SEEING THIS NOW

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same here. High five, my cousin in LGBTQIA+ reclusivity!

2 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

I've never been to Massachusetts or DD, but this just seems... right? Is it weird it seems right?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0