JettySpaghetti

3389 pts ยท August 16, 2015


Holy shit lmfao

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#1 The "still bottom's side" is for the bottom's big bottom

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#2 I thought it was the Tooth Fairy who reminds you to floss...

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Need a WALL-E Enjoyer soyjack just for me

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would argue that was closer to the midpoint of WALL-E actually...

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No force on Heaven or Earth can stop the Pinkie Poots!

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was actually a Pinkie Pie fart jar.

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I really love the way you drew the shoulders in the second piece.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Oregon Zoo's YouTube channel uploads a lot of cute animal enrichment videos, if you want to see more stuff like this. :>

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Makes for a great reaction image, ngl

5 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#7 This must be a common occurrence after riding around on a broom everywhere! (I really like the font for some reason, it's cute!)

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cute! But also looks like it would get annoying to wear after a while!

5 months ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

In fairness, Prime Starscream is a great option. He was practically the main character of the show, and Steve Blum gave a fantastic performance.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Obtain Pixar mom hips and a fat ass.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lizard Lobes need to make a comeback

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It takes time, and the changes aren't too obvious, since they happen so gradually. Trust me though, you will ~love~ it if you take a booty pic and then take another one in 2 or 3 years and then compare the two. ;D

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yeah, we deserved a more thought-provoking tune to go with this gif of a doggy-paddling cat with a propeller cap riding through the city on a bike.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

It's fine. It's "silly cat music" in a nutshell.

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Username checks out uwu

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#33 The transfeminine hitbox is shaped like Aunt Fanny.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Happened to me on my bunk bed once.

9 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

There are 2 documented cases of a cassowary killing a human, in the first case it was defending itself from 2 boys who decided to attack it with clubs, in the latter it was being kept as a "pet" in Florida, killing the 75-year-old owner after he fell. The vast majority of attacks come from cassowaries that have been fed and are expecting more food, or from those who are defending their nests. They aren't hyperviolent, Jurassic World, r/natureismetal monsters. They're animals.

9 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

#23 Thank you for this. ๐Ÿ’š

Also #3 artist if Khyleri!

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Down the road from my old house, there was a row of spruce trees planted to keep a factory out of sight from the road. A large colony of turkey vultures would rest in those trees, several dozen at least. It was lovely seeing them all together when they would fly around the area.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0