JetstreamGW

2070 pts ยท April 14, 2014


Thanks. I hate it.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah, if I had a way to control the weather I'd be selling the *hell* out of that. Everyone would. They'd be rich af. It's absurd that anyone believes that it's currently possible.

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Y'know... Every time I see someone do that thumb thing? I think that's it's just... not really something someone should do? Like, even if you can, it feels like thumbs shouldn't be doing that?

9 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Um, excuse me, clearly not a square.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unwarranted kindness is better than warranted hostility.

10 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

Coward! Respond in the affirmative! :P

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel like the alligator isn't gonna be okay being in a chlorinated pool. Please remove the baby alligator from the chlorinated pool.

10 months ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 5

#8 Oh come on, lots of couples have separate beds. One or the other might be a really mobile sleeper or a light sleeper, or have a significantly different schedule. Also, as Seinfeld put it, the jimmy legs/arms.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At least its purpose is discernible at this angle.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, let's not pretend that "self-made billionaire" is a thing that has ever or will ever exist.

10 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I think you're giving him too much credit for rationality.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But it was a cool trick!

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As was Mary Tyler Moore.

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He asked for a trick. He got one.

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Seinfeld quote.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Game recognize game.

10 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

THERE WAS SHRINKAGE!

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A birb's gotta eat.

10 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

How the fuck...?

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

FLUFFY

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Go out with a bang..." So... is he... alive? Or just, like, he knows he's going to jail now?

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

... Why would that even be a thing? Sand is quite plentiful. And easier to get.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not my favorite, that remains Deep Space Nine, but it's better than people said it was back in the day certainly. Haven't seen Lower Decks yet.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It is a god damned *crime* that we will never see season 5.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I heard it was dude's wife who was like "Honey, that's Ted!"

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

There is no way you get that room without knowing about it. I'm sure they charge extra for that room.

11 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Okay fine but they *call* it soccer/football!

11 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

#2 Ah, but the better athlete *did* win! The tortoise went into the race whole-heartedly, and never stopped until he was finished. Meanwhile the hare dicked around and took a nap. Terrible athlete.

11 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Wait. How is *glass* unethically-sourced? It's glass.

11 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1