JetHed

581 pts ยท December 25, 2012


First person: "Err... mine's the bottom one."

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's the hamster running on the inside of the wheel that makes the turbine spin round.

1 week ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Nice cock.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dogs pet gay bees

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pizzamatics

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The look of glee on Stephen's face is... precious...

3 weeks ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

"Do, do, do, the Funky Gibbon"

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yep!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That poor ground. Been through of much.

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Does anyone remember the crayon making video and song. That one's always stuck in my head.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

but 2002 was only 4 years ago!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I feel trapped like a moth in a bath!"

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

"You now have two worrying thoughts."

1 month ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

the lint filter is just a cat-sized furball.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Pick a bar"? What the hell is "Pick a bar"?

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What the hell are Regionals?

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"But they were, all of them, deceived, for another Plastic Bag was made..."

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just pull out more slack. Slong slack.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is one content kitty. He's happy to chat when you chat with him. My kitty does the same thing.

2 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

proof birbs aren't real and are really drones.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You've got something on the side of your mouth, Al. No, no. The other side.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They came and they went.

3 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

#1 Clothes are dry.

3 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

"I learnt all I could from this maths text book"
*Throws it into fire*

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"what a bunch of lib goblins" - nobody, apparently

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At least he was wearing his seatbelt

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Surge pricing

3 months ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

FAKE! The ISS is orbiting the Earth, not the moon! /s

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes they can: "Do you have a warrant? No? Please leave the store." Same as a citizen in their own home.

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took a home wine-making course and forgot how to drive?

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0