JestersWing

77386 pts ยท June 3, 2016


It's okay to not be okay. It's not okay to be okay with not being okay. okay? Trust me, I'm an engineer. I went through a metric fuckton of therapy to be where I'm mentally/emotionally at today. So talk to me. For your sake, or mine. Or pick somebody you know, for their sake or yours. I won't look at you any differently. I do the best I can to be the neighbor Mr. Rogers believes I can be. I miss the internet's obsession with Nigel Thornberry.

Lawful chaotic.

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I had a big beard (down to the middle of my chest) but now I have to be respirator fit qualified. Bastards.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Scrolled back to upvote this.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*stares at shaved head in the mirror*

I could totally pull that off.

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Engineering is hard! 1 homework assignment takes 4 hours to complete, IF you do it right.

Miss something along the way and it's 6 hours redoing it looking for your mistake.

Then there's the next 4 problems that rely on your calculations in the previous step, all with the same issue as #1.

2 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

J.K. Cow-ling.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was going to say.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Different drugs are different for everybody. There are common side effects, but you may not experience them. Work with your psych to find one that works for you.

3 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The same people who get offended and say, "don't tell me how to raise my child" when you point out their shit gibbons are, in fact, bring shit gibbons.

5 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I have not yet made it.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can make it to the Spam museum.

6 days ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Did Taco Bell release a new menu item?

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am not condoning anything, but my first thought was, "oh shit, they've fucked with US boats." - see Fat Electrician Proportional Response

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can only hope it creates a fart-track for impeachment. Criminal incompetence.

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See, that's just it. It couldn't be Joey. He was disqualified and denied by every branch. It literally couldn't be him, so he's on all fours to take whatever Daddy Trump wants to push.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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I'd like to bring up Kash Patel going to the Olympics, every vacation JD Vance has taken, including his kayaking trip. Kristi Noem's jet AND her cosplay wardrobe, Trump going to the Superbowl and Daytona 500 in 2025, plus the cost of the secret service to stay at Mar-a-Lago, on top of the travel costs associated.....

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Totally and beautifully peaceful. Full of love.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I kept thinking Axel from the Sega Genesis game "Streets of Rage" and could not for the life of me understand the joke for a solid 20 seconds.

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

We'll start our own approval rating system. Current approval sits probably around 15%. Some dick heads and sycophants think he's the USA Jesus.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a hairloom.

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

B-ice-ball.

I'll see myself out.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

From the party of "small/ limited government"

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Thanks for the heads up.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#5 I have about 25 lunch boxes. My favorites are definitely He-Man and Peanuts from when I was a kid. Now, I bring a different one to work every day.

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