Jesterr

1713 pts ยท August 10, 2015


It's pretty standard exemption these days, almost boilerplate "off hours, not competing directly or indirectly, not using corp assets" etc.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yep. Every time they update the employee contract, I have to get mine redone by legal. OSS, volunteer work, private projects.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Look, some of us are mortal, it's no reason you Fae have to ruin it for the rest of us schlubs....

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Don't worry, you've got 9 months, 18 years. plenty of time to find the answer to that question.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Neutral start/out of gear start is useful for teaching stick to people, as well.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

98' Jeep Wrangler, every AMC Jeep I've ever driven, older mil vehicles like deuce and a half, etc.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I function very well with hentai too. :)

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, those fancy "guest" towels work, but then the wife gets all bent out of shape cause of that. no winning, I tell ya.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gallows humor is like food in Soviet Russia. Not everyone gets it.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I have it on good authority that the bed and sofa are bad, as well.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still hurts til it leaves. :) And it takes longer and longer to get its ass out the door, too.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

/me looks around. "Yeah, right."

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I buy my Tigerbalm by the 55 gallon drum.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're still young and flexible. I was walking up the stairs and screwed up my neck somehow.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The top 1% of us can still do amazing feats of strength and flexibility. It takes hard work and dedication, and a 911 call afterwards.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"has 3 legs and was just being a cat" ftfy. :)

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So you had a pool. If we wanted to swim, we had to get old man jones to spit on us.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You get a river?

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"Now that I have you pinned, I'd like to talk to you about our lord and savior an extended car warranty for your credit card."

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Their wit was a scalpel of humor and sarcasm, pretty sure it was Vorpal.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was striking me as really familiar too. Like a sped up Hotel California (towards the end) or something Led Zep would do...

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Air Force One

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Use anywhere you'd use a sweet onion, and frankly, I prefer them to other varieties. Tasty, makes an amazing French Onion soup.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Vidalia onions are named for the town they are/were grown in, in the US state of Georgia. They are very sweet even for sweet onions.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The same St. George that's the patron saint of England...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who down voted you, and why? Dragons are mentioned in the bible on several occasions (kjv for reference). or "St. George and the dragon"

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Donkeys just can't hand the sight, apparently.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

AND NOW IT CHILLS ME TO THE BONE

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0