Jeffthethird

13630 pts · May 29, 2014


Looking for a Wealthy Elderly woman with no heirs, looking for Marriage ASAP. Just because you’re terminally ill doesn’t mean that you’ll never love again.

We all have that 1 coworker….these guys just had the balls to finally do something about it.



If you don’t have that 1 coworker, I’m sorry, you are that 1 coworker.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My first thought was Howard from Big Bang Theory……..

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We do it for the memes

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think ‘ethical’ means that they’re trying to get the consumer to see their ad and not try to infect your device with a virus.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I would rather them say fuck Joe Biden, instead of the ‘let’s go Brandon’ crap. I said Fuck Trump constantly when he was in office.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I too, wish to die as soon as possible when I am no longer healthy.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure you’re in my grandma’s neighborhood. She said it’s time for her to move to a “better” area.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When I feel sad and lonely because being single for long periods of time hurts, I read r/Divorce and it makes me think that things could be much worse.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TIL Zoolander is a master of the universe.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If your backyard isn’t filled with the corpses of your enemies and your death isn’t featured in a dateline reveals type podcast, then your hate wasn’t strong enough.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, I think he’s onto something. I think they duke it out in a gladiator style arena. The winning party gets the tie breaker.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

It’s like the people vote against their own best interests,

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude, tons of the republikkkans were screaming to hang him because he actually wanted to enforce covid lockdowns and mask mandates.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you think that you'll ever make a spin-off comic? Like one character has a horrific nightmare of a fantasy world where everything is axes

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought this was my pup for a minute.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone who has literally gone weeks without eating in a depressive fast, because nothing sounds good. Analogy doesn’t work for me.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Her name is Starlight, because in a world of shitty people, she reminds me that there is still good.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The battle raged on for a century, Many lives were claimed but eventually, the rest saw the better… Mr. Rodgers in a bloodstained sweater

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Starlight

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What if I’m in the car with them to embrace the mutual suffering?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@OP Blue = Bad, Red = Rad … for future meme reference.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

After & Before* but excellent job none the less.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bought your game! Hope to see another in the future.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Thanks for making me feel even more alone.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now This is PodRacing.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I haven’t seen those commercials since the drought, now we only have sad cows.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jeez, can we just talk about that username

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why is everything rogue-lite? Where is the heavy, stout and portly rogue? He may be big, but his hands quick for thieving and cuttery.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1