60 pts ยท August 13, 2014
Oh my god I found my own dogs in user-sub! Hi bonnie! Hi prismo!
That's priceless, your really selling ferrets to me right now! Don't tell my misses or there'll be 4 in my house in no time!
Ha! Perfect description!
No but I'm sure it's amazing!
Tree fiddy
Perfect!
I know someone with broads in Atlanta
I've been saying this! It's uncanny!
Need me to hold it?
Austin powers one and only, fat bastard .... Again!
I always think this is Steve Jobs
Fat bastard. Austin powers. Can't unsee
Corn!?
I thought she looked like fat bastard out of Austin powers!
The correct way
Pee wee Herman did it better.
Jet fuel doesn't melt steel balls
It's a micro pig
Dickception
I zoomed in to see if there was anything suspicious in his eyes. I was safe this time.
Wait I was just on the mobile app
Kim ... stahp!
Naughty spaceships do the naughty
I wish I had a sponge
That fireplace is bugging me. Who would do such a thing?
It's strange to think that some pornstars dicks are nearly as big as him
Im sure these are from a book called the anatomy of storytelling
Oh my god I found my own dogs in user-sub! Hi bonnie! Hi prismo!
That's priceless, your really selling ferrets to me right now! Don't tell my misses or there'll be 4 in my house in no time!
That's priceless, your really selling ferrets to me right now! Don't tell my misses or there'll be 4 in my house in no time!
Ha! Perfect description!
No but I'm sure it's amazing!
Tree fiddy
Perfect!
I know someone with broads in Atlanta
I've been saying this! It's uncanny!
Need me to hold it?
Austin powers one and only, fat bastard .... Again!
I always think this is Steve Jobs
Fat bastard. Austin powers. Can't unsee
Corn!?
I thought she looked like fat bastard out of Austin powers!
The correct way
Pee wee Herman did it better.
Jet fuel doesn't melt steel balls
It's a micro pig
Dickception
I zoomed in to see if there was anything suspicious in his eyes. I was safe this time.
Wait I was just on the mobile app
Kim ... stahp!
Naughty spaceships do the naughty
I wish I had a sponge
That fireplace is bugging me. Who would do such a thing?
It's strange to think that some pornstars dicks are nearly as big as him
Im sure these are from a book called the anatomy of storytelling