Jdash24

3093 pts ยท February 4, 2014


I can do Mark Hamill's Joker voice, so I got that going for me. If a screenshot of this reaches the front page I will mock you for being an upvote whore. Not in my Joker voice though, you don't deserve it, you whore.

$6.29

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How old is your pal? Out of curiosity.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Why can't I pre-order on amazon?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Roses are red. Violets are violet. To aim for the tower, take out the pilot.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So cookie dough and rum. Got it.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

and then steal it again!

10 years ago | Likes 362 Dislikes 0

The financially unstable one.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone who just spent a few hundred dollars on new Star Wars toys this weekend, this speaks to me on a spiritual level.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Oh how I miss Gabriel.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I haven't been actually, I just saw a golden opportunity!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Not yet" - Hannibal Lecter, probably

11 years ago | Likes 673 Dislikes 8

It's moon beer, you can drink it on the moon.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is true. They'd have to actually go out of their way to make sure they hit an asteroid.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Gravity goes down, not up. Source: I have a Bachelors in Physics.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Really? That shouldn't have happened. It's just a looping video of Ditto dancing with a flashing background and the Konga song playing...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do not talk about Fight Club

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

#BisexuallyRekt

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Mendoza!!!

11 years ago | Likes 135 Dislikes 0

Look down! Look down! And look him in the eye!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's my personal candystriper, Knick Knack.

11 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

Damn Loch Ness Monster!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I prefer Walter White's method of dealing with Lydia.

11 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 1

"Death had to take him sleeping, for if Roosevelt had been awake there would have been a fight." - A politician remarked after his death.

11 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

The title glitched and carried over to every post, I was very confused why someone would get a WoW fishing card design.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Had to have a similar surgery for an underbite. Lost about 30 lbs on my liquid diet. Congrats on keeping your weight down!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

May God have mercy on her soul.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She said "I know." The panel is from The Rift Part 3.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They need to put this on coke cans.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, my son is also named Bort.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0