3947 pts · April 1, 2016
Bury him in an unmarked jrave
my uncle has been going by Thew since I was born. I’m pushing 40 now.
What did David Cross do and why does he need to be sketched?
You are NUMBER SIX
Remember when he attributed his throat cancer to her vagina?
Clerks 3: the Rise of Lister-Fiend
Sometimes before I open my bar I play his songs over the house speakers. People think it’s funny, but I really do need it sometimes.
You. Are. Amazing! I know from personal experience that getting sober is tough. Congrats!
Yet when I go around saying “penis size doesn’t matter” people assume I have a tiny dick
This should be spoken aloud and auto tuned into a song
*works on my “packing the car for a road trip” badge*
Ha! The jokes on you because I slept in my side. It’s my shoulder that’s in unreasonable pain! *pops Advil like tic-tacs*
Go home, legs! You’re drunk!
He just found out you called another dog good boy. “Et tu, human?”
There can be only ONE sexy Ronald McDonald
Impressively accurate
My biggest fear about leaving Earth is leaving it’s timescape and getting caught in an endless loop like these guys
https://youtu.be/zJTwjw9u4iA
I’m speaking purely as a bar/restaurant owner. Cost of goods is a fixed expense. I can’t afford to pay employees what I’d like.
Except greedy landlords and a broken healthcare system make it impossible for employers to provide a living wage and stay in business.
Birth Die
It’s about as clever as you explaining (as of yet) fictional technology.
Just remember that human blood can be substituted for eggs.
Bury him in an unmarked jrave
What did David Cross do and why does he need to be sketched?
You are NUMBER SIX
Remember when he attributed his throat cancer to her vagina?
Clerks 3: the Rise of Lister-Fiend
Sometimes before I open my bar I play his songs over the house speakers. People think it’s funny, but I really do need it sometimes.
You. Are. Amazing! I know from personal experience that getting sober is tough. Congrats!
Yet when I go around saying “penis size doesn’t matter” people assume I have a tiny dick
This should be spoken aloud and auto tuned into a song
*works on my “packing the car for a road trip” badge*
Ha! The jokes on you because I slept in my side. It’s my shoulder that’s in unreasonable pain! *pops Advil like tic-tacs*
Go home, legs! You’re drunk!
He just found out you called another dog good boy. “Et tu, human?”
There can be only ONE sexy Ronald McDonald
Impressively accurate
My biggest fear about leaving Earth is leaving it’s timescape and getting caught in an endless loop like these guys
https://youtu.be/zJTwjw9u4iA
I’m speaking purely as a bar/restaurant owner. Cost of goods is a fixed expense. I can’t afford to pay employees what I’d like.
Except greedy landlords and a broken healthcare system make it impossible for employers to provide a living wage and stay in business.
Birth Die
It’s about as clever as you explaining (as of yet) fictional technology.
Just remember that human blood can be substituted for eggs.