JakeLippert

57139 pts ยท November 28, 2012


"Drunk History" of Christopher Columbus status: Scripting I'm the guy who almost lost his job because of Hedwig's death and began one of the longest multi-comments the site has ever seen: http://imgur.com/gallery/daxJJ

NCG cinema in Lansing, Michigan! That's my old theatre!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

But but but...it's cold up there, and I'm warm and cozy in a blankie.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Realistically it's trying to maintain that speed more than altitude, gotta produce a lot of drag to fly like the 1940s with 2010's tech.

9 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 2

I used to hire contractors and arborists to do one-time jobs for a living, if he sent me this video, he wouldn't even need a resume.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Literally no one believes you. That is the most outrageous comment ever to be 100% true.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whoops!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's prison, so probably, both?

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

for a guy with beard in your name, you sure don't know a whole lot about chainsawing.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're going to be cleaning that sawdust out of the lawn three years from now

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Leg straps made out of virgin wool. Ironic.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Your ex is right.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 10

Oh you!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You put that thing back where you found it right now or so help me

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not sure what that is, but I want it.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Clearly, you're doing anything but that

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

That last one though

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#justboltonthings

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not molten, it's nowhere near that hot on the surface. But yeah, they dead.

11 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Sexual acts should never be "revenge" oriented If you don't want to do it, don't, but don't do something you won't enjoy just to get revenge

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

That plug one is going to cause a house fire, because someone doesn't want to spend $20 and an hour of work

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Idk, he plays basketball in Iraq, life can't be all that great.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

First person to touch me when I try to pass would get a calm, concise explanation that it is finals week. The second would get mace.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

She might not be giving you blowjobs anymore, but HOLY CRAP you are still in her head.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Well that's creepy

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel like battery-powered is a huge misnomer here, more like battery-operated or even battery-facilitated. Power implies propulsive fuel.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have to admit, I have never been placed in this circumstance, but my gut reaction would be to call her boss to get things fixed.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good job Dad!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*and

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(2/2) tried and true method of a phone conference. I just wish dad had taken a more active role in his daughter's education.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's different now (at least in the US). Parents generally have online access to grades as they are earned, and there's always the (1/2)

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0