JakeEnBake

5420 pts ยท March 2, 2016


I'm Irish so your words would warm my heart and I'd buy you a beer

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Expected to be pranked, had my day brightened instead

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 3

Hoe hoe hoe

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Suddenly "spank the ham" makes a lot more sense

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yep. Probably from an Araucana chicken

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When you start like that she might think you only care about money. When a general statement like that is said, start with your ambitions.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm going to America and blowing up...with happiness at the new life I've been given

9 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

What does he name his pecker?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks like we know who came first

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At least two

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

When your boss has you close at midnight and schedules you to open at 6 am but you need the money

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bottom, it would make more sense with a dress shirt

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

People who believe that this is rape culture are a very stupid and vocal minority. Don't give into their logic, you'll only give it power

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Brutal

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your wit will never die. Keep at it, you beautiful bastard

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

They're definitely more honest. Porn stars get dolled up and have special lighting on them

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

I found a nice group. For a while I was legitimately shocked whenever they called me over to talk/eat or included me in their plans

9 years ago | Likes 178 Dislikes 0

In my defense, my evil self should know what an idiot I can be

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

"Could you, would you with a goat?" ..."The fuck is wrong with you, Sam?"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow I thought it was closer to 1/5. Thanks for pointing that out!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With the EC, these states have 1/5 of the power, and popular votes don't count for anything if they aren't in the state's majority opinion

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Dark times for Mr. Fredricksen

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Welcome to the club

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Send it to Colorado, that should lift its spirits

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice Ringle!

9 years ago | Likes 131 Dislikes 1

/a/POJDB

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I did a thing! Totally didn't get stopped by Hypnotoad or anything...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think that cat's broken

9 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 1

And luck, and clueless teammates, and hackers who keep saying "chill, it's just a game"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Impressive sea cups

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 3