JakSandrow

94832 pts ยท May 9, 2016


"I want you to have everything you wish upon others" is my extremely complex and complicated political standing, and somehow that makes people angry. How dare I.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do feel bad for them. Being that ignorant can't be fun. But they are lying in the bed they made, and any pity I may have for them is entirely superseded by my pure unfettered frustration and rage for their actions.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

when politics are the super bowl, there's little option.

1 month ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Steamin Jesus

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Go watch Iron Lung!! (if it's available near you of course)

1 month ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

Oh god, nuance on the internet... There are lawyers mentioned, who are asking about clients, and those names get forwarded, etc. This is literally true that simply being mentioned isn't enough to be guilty, but out of context and as a single tweet this is a very dangerous thing to say.

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

There has also been a concerted effort to blur that distinction as much as possible into the deliberately nebulous 'People We Don't Like'.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

be hot. rule #2 is don't be ugly.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

rule #1

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Checking the engine. Yep, still there.

2 months ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

And does fantastic anti-scam work.

2 months ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

they said wrong pics, this is a star trek film

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A weakened federal government and fractured states is exactly the kind of problem that exists right now in the not-so-US-of-A, so I don't know what you're talking about.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

States rights to do what....?

2 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

A huevo!

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Verso-Tiles!

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this is scrin erasure

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"hey coworker, do you want to make $12.5K?"

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

where did it go?

3 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

uhh... where was the ring pop located on your person?

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*in

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

:3

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Tbh Canadian drivers have been enjoying the recent mint of cereal-box licenses

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

(jk. Best of luck!! hope your butt is alright)

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Erm, blue is bad, red is rad, buddy

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

red beans and rice didn't miss her

3 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

What's your favorite Tom Waits album?

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0