Jacksonic

152 pts ยท May 27, 2019


Even Nixon was talking in private about making sure there was no universal health care. He wanted it to all be insurance company based. Unless you're important like him, of course.

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Help Ironmouse out and donate plasma.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I guess the words "fair and free competition" didn't get translated in the Chinese language transcription.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Recorded so the boy's father can go back to this later and say "see how upset you made you Mom?!" Excellent guilt trip material when the kid becomes a teen.

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Carrot Caligula... damn I'm gonna steal that one!

6 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I would've used Atomic Dog as the music instead, but that's just me.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yea, I forgot to redirect the shipment to my local FedEx/Kinko's store.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep, you got it!

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The tie is near the right length, he just has his pants yanked up to grandpa height.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

google says isopropyl

9 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

There's still plenty of Teslas that are flammable. But, duly noted for future reference.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That may come sooner than you'd expect, sadly.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For a second I thought I'd have to stop drinking Brawndo. Don't know what I'd do without those electrolytes.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those are cups of pee to throw at the other side's fans.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, Pepsi's got a Navy, why not an Air Force?

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thinking back to the time Pepsi made special summer edition cans that spelled S E X when put together.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But, But Clinton in April 2000! You see? Clinton!

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

B&B on Sega Genesis looked cool but played like crap.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(getting ready for downvotes) maybe we should put more effort into preventing child blindness? Very fine work with the sculpting though.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

even Daniel Powter might walk away from this one. I hope she feels better soon.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#13 would you say the meat market and kosher deli were hamming it up?

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

If there was water in it, it could've caused a fire... lithium batteries & poor QC.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The car behind had a solid 10 feet they could've backed up, or moved back and to the right (where the camera is).

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

and no one thought to move their car away from the fire, or make a path so the cycle could be moved to a safe distance.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

Who was gonna pay? UHC? hahahhahahahha!

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Running is a piece of Cake for her

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Why don't the Democrats nominate him? Simple: he is not a Democrat. He is an independent who does no fundraising for the Democrats, and literally never pays his dues. If you wanna be in the club, you gotta pay.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#8 Just because a harpoon was made in 1890 does not mean it was used in the attack on the whale in 1890. If I put a 1890 penny in a wall, that does not make my house 135 years old.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One chants out between two worlds... Fire Walk With Me

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

hmm, it does have a Popeye's menu...

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0