Get this guy a jockstrap and a cookie! ___________________________________ For all those wondering, this is me http://i.imgur.com/xXotmwz.jpg
Get this guy a jockstrap and a cookie! ___________________________________ For all those wondering, this is me http://i.imgur.com/xXotmwz.jpg
*inconspicuous dot for hot redhead pornstar*
Tazer was unnecessary and causes more risk of head injury and cardiac issues.
Words to live by my friend
Got any sources or names?
That was pretty much spot on sumo deadlift form. It was fine
...they very clearly lifted with their legs
Although I have to say I loved the rap in Django lol
Generally the reason is opportunity for advancement. Unfortunately sometimes it requires backtracking salary wise
It looks almost like he doesn't even have a scapula on that side
I think "kicks with one 1000lb leg" is more applicable here
Probably about the same as a toddler hanging around an adults neck
...no abs are big enough to give you gut
I've always eaten the whole thing lol
....stroller
Hell no if you run you lose sight and wont know where it went. I'm killing that with the nearest/heaviest object or person that i can throw
Whoever downvoted you is a moron. Facts are facts, regardless of how they feel on the matter
They don't feel pain in the way we experience it. It's more of a general panic response.
Does anyone know where/why this joke originated? Cuz I've seen it around for months but never seen any source material
Maintenance is the number of calories required to keep your weight stable. Eating above means you'll gain, below means you'll lose
Won't get turned to fat unless you're eating above maintenance
I mean it's not like he used his size/strength and rocketed one at her head
I have no idea what morons downvoted you
I mean it's known to decrease anxiety and help with sleep so...without even looking it up that's a huge start
Maybe only smokes pot? Or has the occasional beer
Browsing random i see. Little late to the party!
I know 3 people that are assistants in seperate practices so....yupp
Mostly yes but iv known people that get nervous boners. Buddys brother was terrified it was gonna happen during his wedding lol
Fun fact, most plastic surgery offices use only 1 "model" for nipples, so everyone that gets a boobjob @ that office has identical nipples
The rest could be hidden in a hole drilled behind it maybe?
Pretty sure the fight or flight response to seeing a crocodile a foot from your head is a tough one to overpower lol