JackSplater

14528 pts ยท July 14, 2014


I'm tired, boss. I got the problems of the brain and everything is exhausting and I can't find the energy or drive to do anything. I've got a bunch of things to do and can't manage to do any of them and it's driving me nuts. I don't know why I'm even writing this cause I know no one is gonna see it.

I've seen him in a few movies, but his most iconic performance to me will always be Red Alert 3. SHPASHE!

2 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I thought that was Gandalf the Grey, and Gandalf the white, and Monty Python and the holy grail's black knight, and Benito Mussolini, and the blue meanie, and cowboy Curtis and jambi the genie, RoboCop, the Terminator, captain Kirk and Darth Vader, lo-pan, superman, every single power ranger, bill s Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, the rock, doc ock and hulk hogan?

1 week ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Yes but *this* quarter's number won't get bigger by as much with long-term plans and that reduces my quarterly bonus so clearly it's the wrong plan

3 weeks ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I'm impressed, both by the artistic ability displayed and the commitment to heading off dumb questions.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*New Vegas intensifies*

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's the door of the truck, and if I remember right some of his crew actually did get hurt during this.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is the perfect situation for a safe word, really.

4 months ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

The only time I've ever used Etsy is to buy from a fellow Imgurian who makes fantastic little crochets of characters. I'd never just browse it.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

But is there an intergalactic quality version of THE gif?

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sniper

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#8 nah.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do not fight the animal. Use your brain. Use drugs.

1 year ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

Mug is the only one that doesn't taste like pure sugar. Barq's and a&w are sickeningly sweet in comparison.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The best boobs are the ones you can touch.

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I always ask someone "am I gonna see anything you don't want me to if I start scrolling" before doing it, and if they say I will then I don't. Or if thet ask me not to I don't.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's a national supermarket chain. One of two in Canada.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's got a real steep learning curve, yeah. I told my friend to expect to die at least a dozen times and to ask questions as much as he could when he started playing. He finally felt comfortable after about thirty characters, and stopped making dumb mistakes after 50.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ha, my local store updated it and made it much worse. They want you to weigh your bags before starting but that breaks it every. Single. Time.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's got a flared base, it's fine.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#24 ctrl+alt+shift+win+L. Yes it's a shortcut. No I don't know why.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Hell yeah brother.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I went 95 --> me --> 2000 --> vista --> 8.1 --> 10. I skipped pretty much all the ones considered good somehow. I'm pretty good at troubleshooting computer problems now, at least.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And they hold a truly staggering amount of stuff. A 40 foot container has up to 20 pallets (40x48 inches) up to ~100 inches tall. Imagine how many bananas one pallet that size could hold, and then multiply it by 20 and then by however many thousand containers this ship holds.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Pro tip: make the msn "do do do" a discord soundboard sound and use it to give every millenial in the channel flashbacks. It never fails to get the response "damnit I actually looked for the chat fuck you"

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#13 I read a story called The Sniper in two separate grades. It was a one page short in 9th, and a 4 page short in 10th. The first one was sparse on derail and had an ending that didn't make much sense. The second one went into much more detail about the whole thing and ends with the main character realizing he shot his brother. It's stuck with me for a long time.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I could never manage to do the homerow typing for some reason. I type fast but I have to be looking at the keyboard as I do it. I'm not actually looking at the keys, but if I'm not watching my hands they move out of position fast.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I liked the "dwarves wearing a helmet are sometimes immune to strangling and it makes them immortal so long as they keep getting choked"

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I miss being able to browse Imgur by subreddit. Reddit's ui is kind of terrible for scrolling from picture to picture between posts, and Imgur used to do that job fantastically.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

A buddy of mine got one of those plastic carpet protectors for office chairs to use for this exact purpose. Apparently it works pretty well.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0